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Shizzlenizingguard 

Funniest word to say in the world. Origin comes from Scary Movie 3 during the news scene when two people were fighting/struggling to type what to say.
Person 1: What the Shizzlenizingguard is going on here?!?

Person 2: I don't know but it sounds funny.
Shizzlenizingguard by CoolDude 1 August 6, 2016
Related Words
Mom: What do you want for breakfast?
Jamie: I'll have fried eggs - but no shizzel!
shizzel by june t August 11, 2014
When you shit out cum from anal the night before.
I was so embarrassed when I shizzed. It sounded like a wet fart.
Shizzed by GetShizzedOn April 11, 2020

fo shizzel my nizzel 

i concur whole heartedly my african american brother.
a.lets hang n my crib
b.fo shizzel my nizzel
fo shizzel my nizzel by boo93 December 23, 2008

shitzenwadda

when every birthday present you get is a piece of shit
Person 1: HEY! I got you a preeeesent!!!
Birthday Person!: Cool! What is it!?
Person 1: OPEN IT!
Person 2: A Shitzenwadda, I LOVE IT!!!
Person 1: I thought u would!
shitzenwadda by ali gal October 2, 2007

shizzlenuggets 

an awesome interjection used to replace "shit" or any other swear words in the presence of children.
Oh shizzlenuggets, the lamp fell.
shizzlenuggets by beLIEve02 April 19, 2009
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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