shizzen

the act of defecating on your partner. usually on the chest

Zach Evans gave Tony Tracey the shizzen last night man!!!

by Kromepl8ed November 24, 2007

Shizzlenizingguard

Funniest word to say in the world. Origin comes from Scary Movie 3 during the news scene when two people were fighting/struggling to type what to say.

Person 1: What the Shizzlenizingguard is going on here?!?

Person 2: I don't know but it sounds funny.

by CoolDude 1 August 6, 2016

shizzel

the burnt edge on a fried egg

Mom: What do you want for breakfast?
Jamie: I'll have fried eggs - but no shizzel!

by june t August 11, 2014

Shizzed

When you shit out cum from anal the night before.

I was so embarrassed when I shizzed. It sounded like a wet fart.

by GetShizzedOn April 11, 2020

fo shizzel my nizzel

i concur whole heartedly my african american brother.

a.lets hang n my crib
b.fo shizzel my nizzel

by boo93 December 23, 2008

shitzenwadda

when every birthday present you get is a piece of shit

Person 1: HEY! I got you a preeeesent!!!
Birthday Person!: Cool! What is it!?
Person 1: OPEN IT!
Person 2: A Shitzenwadda, I LOVE IT!!!
Person 1: I thought u would!

by ali gal October 2, 2007

shizzlenuggets

an awesome interjection used to replace "shit" or any other swear words in the presence of children.

Oh shizzlenuggets, the lamp fell.

by beLIEve02 April 19, 2009