Shizznipple
Shizznipple by Colonel Pork December 19, 2008
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Shizznipple
an involuntary squirt or leak of liquid or milk from the female nipple. Occasionally painfull and often happens when pregnant or passin through puperty.
Shizznipple by Jaron, Tom, Daniel August 26, 2007
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Holy shizznipple
Holy shizznipple by Lazyboi626 July 11, 2016
shiznappled shot gun
Girl: how'd the hook up go last night?
Girl 2: hes such a shiznappled shot gun.
Girl: Why?!
Girl 2: he kept saying 'i wanna get this base done!!'
Girl 2: hes such a shiznappled shot gun.
Girl: Why?!
Girl 2: he kept saying 'i wanna get this base done!!'
shiznappled shot gun by Alex Shiztrankk July 16, 2009
It's the shizznizzle
It's the shizznizzle by fatatookay January 24, 2010
shiznapple
A word devised to avoid using the word "shit" for the purpose of talking clean. It is a substitute word for "shit".
Example 1:
(Parent) You can only stay out untill 9:30 tonight.
(Child) Oh, come on! Thats a load of shiznapple!
Example 2: (A man stubs his toe and is in pain) Shiznapple!
(Parent) You can only stay out untill 9:30 tonight.
(Child) Oh, come on! Thats a load of shiznapple!
Example 2: (A man stubs his toe and is in pain) Shiznapple!
shiznapple by Marc Bernstein September 8, 2008
Shitnipples
An affectionate nickname for one’s African-American female familiars. Refers to the color of their skin and the fact that they have nipples. Terrible. Not very inventive. Probably racist. But bold and decisive, as these definitions go. Also known as shitnips, shiznips, shaznops, and shippers. And very rarely, ships in the night. Not to be confused with Shynips, which are inverted weirdo nipples (aka Innie-olas).
Shitnipples was in the bathroom for like 45 minutes, and when she finally came out she was crying. Like really hard. Because she couldn’t get her poop to go down. That stuff really embarrasses her. She takes it so personally, it breaks your heart. She sent me out into the hallway and locked the apartment door behind me. By the time she finished all the plunging and cursing and opened the door again, I was laying on my belly in the hall, playing smartphone games. (Which is a first for me.) She aimed her hollow zombie eyes at the middle of my face and muttered, “Come back in, I guess...” I don’t think she’ll ever been the same. She won’t get help. She won’t sleep. I tell her it’s only poop. She covers her belly, puts your finger to her lips, and whispers, “Quiet! It’ll hear you!”
Shitnipples by whooer's your daddy October 26, 2018
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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