Shitweed 

On the farm, sometimes, weeds will sprout out of cow patties. They are called "shitweeds". The term is also used for a person who is miserably disagreeable, an asshole or a jerk, but has a greater depth of meaning. It represents someone who is bad and worthless (like a weed) who was spawned by something equally worthless (like shit). A person who is a "shitweed" is similar to white trash, a low and base person raised by low and base people.

Man #1: "Did you meet Joan's new boyfriend?"

Man #2: "Yeah, he's a piece of work, isn't he?"

Man #1: "I know him and his family, they are all garbage. The guy is a real shitweed!"

Shitweed by DallasDeckard August 22, 2008

Shitweed 

Someone who is being a asshole but also a little bitch at the same time

Oh my god.... Izayah is such a fucking shitweed

Shitweed by ThePuggyMinecart May 29, 2018

Shitweed 

A term used when someone is being a jerk and weak at the same time

Balake: Wow, Izayah is being a shitweed.
Jen: Yeah.

Shitweed by ThePuggyMinecart June 1, 2018

Kansas shitweed. 

Kansas shitweed, low quality cannabis.

Kansas shitweed. "Couldn't get much of a buzz off of that pot. That shit was real Kansas shitweed".

Kansas shitweed. by mannacler May 17, 2018

shitheed 

The name for a person who is a total shithead

That shitheed won't send me the addy to the party he's at!

shitheed by Quasicock August 31, 2016

shit weed 

Cannabis which is home grown but yet when you smoke it all you can taste is dirt.

1) "Dammit Allen, you bought shit weed again."

2) If I wanted to smoke dirt, I would of smoked dirt! This shit weed sucks!

shit weed by silentjoe93 May 5, 2010

shitweld 

the remains of a very healthy shit in the back of the toilet that won,t come off without a good scrub.

I had to shit so bad, I shitwelded the back of the toilet.

shitweld by martime July 26, 2005