shatweed 

It's when you're so thirsty and you can't quench your thirst. You're also known to shart your pants often in public places. Sharting then turns into full blown shitting your pants and you have to smoke weed to calm yourself before you hose yourself off since you're covered in your own shit. Shatweed is the worst person to be. Nobody likes them not even when they're drunk or high. Maybe a straggler crackhead will befriend them grudgingly only to run far away after a whiff of their smell. Whatever you do never be a shatweed.

I used to be a shatweed but I realized I was spending too much money on clothes after shitting myself and smoking weed. I decided to NEVER be a shatweed again. I was the worst human possible.

shatweed by Landolphin June 10, 2017

Shitweed 

On the farm, sometimes, weeds will sprout out of cow patties. They are called "shitweeds". The term is also used for a person who is miserably disagreeable, an asshole or a jerk, but has a greater depth of meaning. It represents someone who is bad and worthless (like a weed) who was spawned by something equally worthless (like shit). A person who is a "shitweed" is similar to white trash, a low and base person raised by low and base people.

Man #1: "Did you meet Joan's new boyfriend?"

Man #2: "Yeah, he's a piece of work, isn't he?"

Man #1: "I know him and his family, they are all garbage. The guy is a real shitweed!"

Shitweed by DallasDeckard August 22, 2008

Shatheed

When a dumb ass pitch laughs like a hyena you call them kevionne or shatheed

Damn shatheed u laughing too loud shut yo bitch ass up

Shatheed by Shatheed March 13, 2018

Shitweed 

Someone who is being a asshole but also a little bitch at the same time

Oh my god.... Izayah is such a fucking shitweed

Shitweed by ThePuggyMinecart May 29, 2018

Shatheed

A shatheed is someone who is ugly and annoying. You'd say it to make fun of them.

"Shut the hell up shatheed, you're hella annoying"

Shatheed by Dominaaaj June 3, 2019

Shateed 

The very definition is Shit Head.

•When you want to call someone a shit head but dont want to cuss in front of children.

• Used also as a way to call someone a shit head without them knowing you called you a shit head.

For them it can become a term of endearment all the while knowing its an insult. A (win-win) if u will.

• A fake name to give someone you dont want to talk to in person or on the phone.

Aww... Shateed, you shouldn't have.

Person A: Hello , I'm calling about extending your automobile warranty, I've got great news...who do I have the pleasure of speaking with today?

Person B: shateed, I am shateed ma'am (then proceeds to hang up phone)

Ok, shateed you got it all figured out, you should really write a book shateed so we can all learn from the great shateed.

Shateed by DinoHoobie April 2, 2020

Kansas shitweed. 

Kansas shitweed, low quality cannabis.

Kansas shitweed. "Couldn't get much of a buzz off of that pot. That shit was real Kansas shitweed".

Kansas shitweed. by mannacler May 17, 2018