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Balake
Balake...pussy
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Balake
BALAKE... pussyyyyy
blake madez
blake madez by Jaden789 June 13, 2020
Balamer
n. In Baltimoron, this is the "home city" of Baltimore. While this is the usual spelling for the word, a more correctly phonetic spelling would be "Bawlamer." (Those of you in the Mid-West might pronounce the first "a" as a short a, and that would be incorrect.) Baltimore is frequently shortened further to "Balmer." Again, this is the accepted spelling, but a more correctly phonetic spelling would be "Bawlmer."
"Doen'cha knoe, I'm from Balamer,
'n' crabs is whut I'm eechin' feur!
Doen'cha knoe, Santa dear,
With sum cold crabs 'nd a beer,
It would be jus like a trip back to old Bal-tee-more,
Baaaaal-teeee-mooore!"
-- David DeBoy, 'Crabs For Christmas'
'n' crabs is whut I'm eechin' feur!
Doen'cha knoe, Santa dear,
With sum cold crabs 'nd a beer,
It would be jus like a trip back to old Bal-tee-more,
Baaaaal-teeee-mooore!"
-- David DeBoy, 'Crabs For Christmas'
Balamer by Dan Weyandt April 9, 2008
Blake Webster
Someone with a very particular set of skills he has acquired over a very long career of school skills that make him dangerous to people like you
Blake Webster by LiamNeson September 16, 2014
blake gray
Blake gray is a boy who makes many ppl happy and helps ppl out of hard times in there life....and Blake is a sweet,cute,caring,nice,amazing guy who I can't live without
Blake gray ILYSM πππ
I will never stop loving you ππ½
Blake gray ILYSM πππ
I will never stop loving you ππ½
blake gray by Alexis._.gray00 May 23, 2016
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