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Shitheed 

A similar species to the Shit head, with the same natural tendencies and habits. April F is the only know Shitheed known to man. Though she claims her dog has resembling nature.
April is a Shitheed
Shitheed by Mattifer January 4, 2022

Shitheed 

A similar species to the Shit head, with the same natural tendencies and habits. April F is the only know Shitheed known to man. Though she claims her dog has resembling nature.
April is the only Shitheed I know.
Shitheed by Mattifer January 4, 2022
A person that has no consideration for another persons feelings because he/she was born with shit in their head instead of brains

One who is a compulsive liar, every time they open their mouth only shit pours out. Often politely referred to as a bullshit artist
Sid you shithead, you got your mates wife pregnant and continued to bang her while rejecting, lying, and trying to deceive your own family for another eight years. Did you really think they had shit for brains too?
shithead by Chuddie October 3, 2016

Shitweed 

On the farm, sometimes, weeds will sprout out of cow patties. They are called "shitweeds". The term is also used for a person who is miserably disagreeable, an asshole or a jerk, but has a greater depth of meaning. It represents someone who is bad and worthless (like a weed) who was spawned by something equally worthless (like shit). A person who is a "shitweed" is similar to white trash, a low and base person raised by low and base people.
Man #1: "Did you meet Joan's new boyfriend?"

Man #2: "Yeah, he's a piece of work, isn't he?"

Man #1: "I know him and his family, they are all garbage. The guy is a real shitweed!"
Shitweed by DallasDeckard August 22, 2008

Social Shithead 

Someone who thinks them having a lot of friends, makes them better than others. They constantly let it be known that they have many friends, despite the fact that no one cares.
Emily is a social shithead, she just spent two hours showing me her friend list on Facebook.
Social Shithead by WnIaTmTeY December 29, 2009

shitheel 

He's a real shitheel; as in he's so low that he's like the heel of a shoe dragging in dog shit.
shitheel by Ilianivich March 15, 2003
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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