Shitweener

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After being either gay, or just totally fucked up and giving anal to a random person who forgot to clean out their ass, so you end up pulling out your weener with shit all over it and that usually causes you to beat the bitch/homo to death and hide them in the trunk of your car, drive them to the lake and ditch them there. Then giving the last ounce of dignity (Virginity) to your neighbors mailbox.

I can't believe Eddie actually got a shitweener, that is just too fucked up! Did he ditch them at the lake? Ya, I think, he also fucked his neighbors mailbox. That is so fucking wierd, like a cowboy hat.

Shitweener by Spoony McSpoon October 16, 2009

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Shteener

Anyone doing something he shouldn't be doing.

Man what a shteener.

Shteener by blkjsdfokj October 20, 2010

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Shitweener • shitgeneering • shitkeeper • shitweesel • shitweiler • Shteener • MANDATORY SHITFEEDER • shirt wiener • shirt weiner • shit feeder

shitgeneering

When your engineering department produces shity work.

The guys at work all produce shity engineering work while working on shity projects.

While Blaine was writing his book Jim was busy shitgeneering a project.

John was up in Australia visiting the job site. That's when he noticed he would have to do some additional shitgeneering on his project.

Boss walked in and saw Dave was playing with his Mandingo and said "quit playing with your Mandingo and get some shitgeneering done".

shitgeneering by BlueCrushBBN January 30, 2018

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shitweiler

a canine cross between a rottweiler and and shi tzu

an example??!!?? you can't visualize a shitweiler??

shitweiler by ken power January 15, 2008

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shitkeeper

much like shitmonger, an utter waste of a human, someone who lives on shit row.

Dude, your dad is a total shitkeeper.

shitkeeper by Jaggo March 23, 2004

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shitweesel

a homosexual, someone who practices anal sex, penetration of the rear orifice

fuck off you shitweesel... go fuck somebody else up your arse...i'm not homophobic or anything, and i'm trying to see things from your point of view... but i cant stick my head any further up my arse!

shitweesel by ... November 13, 2003

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MANDATORY SHITFEEDER

It's the SHITFEEDER picked by the little girls and little boys for you know who.

Yes, ANAL ALAN the MANDATORY SHITEATER has an assigned MANDATORY SHITFEEDER that will make the little girls and little boys happy.

MANDATORY SHITFEEDER by DEFINITIVE PEDOPHILE July 28, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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