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Shitweed 

On the farm, sometimes, weeds will sprout out of cow patties. They are called "shitweeds". The term is also used for a person who is miserably disagreeable, an asshole or a jerk, but has a greater depth of meaning. It represents someone who is bad and worthless (like a weed) who was spawned by something equally worthless (like shit). A person who is a "shitweed" is similar to white trash, a low and base person raised by low and base people.
Man #1: "Did you meet Joan's new boyfriend?"

Man #2: "Yeah, he's a piece of work, isn't he?"

Man #1: "I know him and his family, they are all garbage. The guy is a real shitweed!"
Shitweed by DallasDeckard August 22, 2008
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A crappy, 2-stroke moped. Commonly found in Europe, struggling to climb a steep hill outside your flat at 4am.
h4x0r1: Hey d00d, did you hear that shitped last night?

h4x0r2: Yeah d00d, fuckin' shitped woke me up.
shitped by Scout 740 Baker March 31, 2005

shitpeddlar

One who sells shoddy goods or substandard services.
Don't buy your fruit and veg from that old shitpeddlar who drives around with the blue van. Everything is rotten soon after you buy it!

Often used to smear competition by Greengrocers of good repute. Used frequently in the Penzance area.

"Arrggghhh!!! Bloddy Shit Peddlars!"
shitpeddlar by Richard Baker May 2, 2006

shitzedoodles

Shitzedoodles is a mild type of swearing. Can be used in communities online without getting censored.
Oh shitzedoodles!
shitzedoodles by funkymarchmellows December 10, 2016

Shitrendous 

Extraordinarily horrible.
Between the rabies scare and getting fired, this week has been truly shitrendous.
Shitrendous by LizDC March 28, 2009

shitpedo 

When you launch a shit into the toilet at high speeds.

Shitpedo's will generally cause mass destruction and shitnami's
"I had a shitpedo earlier, I had to call the plumber."
shitpedo by Kaylyn~ July 24, 2009
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026

Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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