Shitpeedo 

Shitpeedo

nancy had to go so bad, a shitpeedo shot out of her ass!!!!

Shitpeedo by Thisphuqinguy October 27, 2016

Shitweed 

On the farm, sometimes, weeds will sprout out of cow patties. They are called "shitweeds". The term is also used for a person who is miserably disagreeable, an asshole or a jerk, but has a greater depth of meaning. It represents someone who is bad and worthless (like a weed) who was spawned by something equally worthless (like shit). A person who is a "shitweed" is similar to white trash, a low and base person raised by low and base people.

Man #1: "Did you meet Joan's new boyfriend?"

Man #2: "Yeah, he's a piece of work, isn't he?"

Man #1: "I know him and his family, they are all garbage. The guy is a real shitweed!"

Shitweed by DallasDeckard August 22, 2008

shitped 

A crappy, 2-stroke moped. Commonly found in Europe, struggling to climb a steep hill outside your flat at 4am.

h4x0r1: Hey d00d, did you hear that shitped last night?

h4x0r2: Yeah d00d, fuckin' shitped woke me up.

shitped by Scout 740 Baker March 31, 2005

shitpeddlar

One who sells shoddy goods or substandard services.

Don't buy your fruit and veg from that old shitpeddlar who drives around with the blue van. Everything is rotten soon after you buy it!

Often used to smear competition by Greengrocers of good repute. Used frequently in the Penzance area.

"Arrggghhh!!! Bloddy Shit Peddlars!"

shitpeddlar by Richard Baker May 2, 2006

shitzedoodles

Shitzedoodles is a mild type of swearing. Can be used in communities online without getting censored.

Oh shitzedoodles!

shitzedoodles by funkymarchmellows December 10, 2016

Shitrendous 

Extraordinarily horrible.

Between the rabies scare and getting fired, this week has been truly shitrendous.

Shitrendous by LizDC March 28, 2009

shitpedo 

When you launch a shit into the toilet at high speeds.

Shitpedo's will generally cause mass destruction and shitnami's

"I had a shitpedo earlier, I had to call the plumber."

shitpedo by Kaylyn~ July 24, 2009