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Shitweed 

On the farm, sometimes, weeds will sprout out of cow patties. They are called "shitweeds". The term is also used for a person who is miserably disagreeable, an asshole or a jerk, but has a greater depth of meaning. It represents someone who is bad and worthless (like a weed) who was spawned by something equally worthless (like shit). A person who is a "shitweed" is similar to white trash, a low and base person raised by low and base people.
Man #1: "Did you meet Joan's new boyfriend?"

Man #2: "Yeah, he's a piece of work, isn't he?"

Man #1: "I know him and his family, they are all garbage. The guy is a real shitweed!"
Shitweed by DallasDeckard August 22, 2008
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Purple-shirted eye-stabber 

The most cleverly disguised criminal in the history of the world. That is, the world created by Cyanide & Happiness.
Usually wears purple shirts, sometimes multiple as a disguise.
1: "Argh, the purple-shirted eye-stabber!"
2: "Relax dude, it's just a Halloween costume"
1: *leaves*
2: *Takes of purple shirt to reveal another purple shirt*

shitheed 

The name for a person who is a total shithead
That shitheed won't send me the addy to the party he's at!
shitheed by Quasicock August 31, 2016

Stripey Shirted Douche

A male who is fond of very white shoes, pooka shell necklaces, a vertically striped dress shirt, usually collar up, over-gelled hair, and may be seen alone or is followed around by a herd of his own clones IE:his friends. Usually conformity-retarded, and is found at any bar or club, or other gathering place. May or may not actually be wearing the stripey shirt, if not stripey, usually a polo shirt. See stripey shirted douches' girlfriend
Look at that stripey shirted douche. He is just like all his friends.

He has the gelled hair, the pooka shell necklace and the neon white shoes. Plus, he wears a stripey shirt with his collar up. The kid at church is such a douche.

shitweld 

the remains of a very healthy shit in the back of the toilet that won,t come off without a good scrub.
I had to shit so bad, I shitwelded the back of the toilet.
shitweld by martime July 26, 2005

Shitweed 

Someone who is being a asshole but also a little bitch at the same time
Oh my god.... Izayah is such a fucking shitweed
Shitweed by ThePuggyMinecart May 29, 2018