shitweasle 

One who is known to do shady and/or inconsiderate acts; one who is opportunistic

Rich Rodriguez proved how big of a shitweasle he was by taking the coaching job in Michigan.

shitweasle by irishboodah October 23, 2008

shitweazel 

1)A shady or duplicitous person. A confidence trickster or scammer. A member of a group liable to defraud others - for instance, solicitor, estate agent, bank manager etc.
2)Someone who seems to thrive in an unpleasant environment and always seems to be at the heart of any problems being created.
3)Some it is difficult to prove guilty of fraudulent, unsavoury or similar acts.
Imagine a pile of excrement, with a slippery weazel popping up, looking left and right while standing up with the excrement on this head, like a proud hat, and then disappearing down again.

"I had a call from Natwest again. They are trying to sell me PPI but its clear I'll never be able to make a claim. They never get done for fraud. They are such shitweazels".

shitweazel by EmeritusProfessorofShite July 2, 2020

Shiteable 

Appropriate place to take a sh*t.

Steven walked in to the Gents toilets looked through all the cubicles to try and find a shiteable enough toilet. The rest of the cubicles were kinda messy but he found at least one shiteable toliet.

Shiteable by Steve Bell May 5, 2007

shitwhale 

1. A whale covered in shit.
2. A fat ass bitch at the slut who eats donuts all day and has a gunt touching the floor.

The shitwhale grabbed another donut at work today.

shitwhale by Smelly Bastard December 9, 2004

shittease 

holding in a bowel movement for a certain length of time and when the moment of release comes the need to poop has diminished

dude i had to dump all day, then i finally got home and i was completely shitteased.

shittease by Roux and Jd December 28, 2005

shitweiler 

a canine cross between a rottweiler and and shi tzu

an example??!!?? you can't visualize a shitweiler??

shitweiler by ken power January 15, 2008

shitweasel 

An animal or person who is sly, sneaky, and opportunistic. Someone who is looking to slip their way into a situation and make it shittier.

"Your friend is such a shitweasel, every time he comes over, he creates drama by asking questions and exploiting their answers to upset people."

"My cat is the ultimate shitweasel. He somehow manages to open the door to my bedroom and urinate in the corner, even though I am very vigilant about keeping it closed and locked."

shitweasel by JohnnyClemz June 15, 2008