An animal or person who is sly, sneaky, and opportunistic. Someone who is looking to slip their way into a situation and make it shittier.
"Your friend is such a shitweasel, every time he comes over, he creates drama by asking questions and exploiting their answers to upset people."
"My cat is the ultimate shitweasel. He somehow manages to open the door to my bedroom and urinate in the corner, even though I am very vigilant about keeping it closed and locked."
"My cat is the ultimate shitweasel. He somehow manages to open the door to my bedroom and urinate in the corner, even though I am very vigilant about keeping it closed and locked."
by JohnnyClemz June 15, 2008
An alien parasite that grows in the bowels, causes massive amounts of gas that smells like rotten bananas, and eventually eats its way out through your asshole.
by shiatweasel November 18, 2003
When that shitweasel Delbert comes knocking at your door with a fist full of Amway brochures ranting about "bidness oppertunetties", bar the door, hide your money and go for your gun.
by harry flashman July 03, 2003
"Maggie gets her work done and more, but I still don't trust the shitweasel bitch."
"That shitweasel tried to pick-up on me, I told him to come back when his balls drop."
"That shitweasel tried to pick-up on me, I told him to come back when his balls drop."
by Jim Inman August 17, 2006
"Ha - you really want to buy drugs from that shitweasel? Enjoy your early morning wake up call" (meaning police raid due to the person names being an informant)
by weishaupt616 October 31, 2015
A shitweasel is usually a person, but could be an animal, that does things that are sneaky, underhanded, or douch-baggy. A shitweasel, in the human form, is a detriment to society. Not to be confused with a standard shitbird. Shitweasels are much craftier. The animal variants of the shitweasel tend to be smaller dogs or cats that urinate and defecate behind and/or under furniture, primarily on carpet.
In a sentence example: Someones self-processed friends came to their business, asked employees about trade secrets, secured free stuff from them, went to their beach house and then opened a competing business with almost the same name, all the while keeping it secret from them. Those people are not friends, they are run of the mill shitweasels (plural).
I can't believe that little shitweasel tried to pull that on us.
I can't believe that little shitweasel tried to pull that on us.
by Pepe501 June 13, 2024
by shitweaselclub March 10, 2019