shitwag

a person who is constantly talkin shit about someone or something.

Jake is such a shitwag

by lazy_jay777 April 18, 2023

shitware

Synonym for spyware, adware, and any other poorly designed and useless software.

Joe: My computer is f*cked up.
Frank: That's because you've got all that shitware on there.

by Urban Dictionary March 2, 2005

shitagraph

a paragraph of complete bullshit

girl 1: omg kelly me and joey were arguing and he totally kept sending me shitagraphs!

girl 2: omg what an asshole

by ahar1 March 5, 2014

Shitbaggery

Uses: Military(Nautical), Humor
Pronounced: 'Shit-bag-ery'

1.) The act of performing actions that are similar to those of a stereotypical shitbag.

2.) The refined art of evading any and all forms of work to get others bitched at, and maintain a complete lack of usefulness.

1.) "What manner of shitbaggery is this?! You don't put a fucking paperclip into a spaceheater, asshat!"

2.) "You, me friend, are proving to be quite adept in the arts of Shitbaggery. If I didn't know any better, I'd think you've had quite a bit of practice."

by Tyler Penley April 21, 2006

shitwad

Annoying; bothersome; pissy

Scotty was being such a shitwad.

That bitch is always being a shitwad,!

by breezyheartsbbycakes March 19, 2010

shitwafer

a shitwafer is a slightly built shithead. this person is likely very weak physically, but has a big mouth that spews mostly bullshit. they are delicate and hollow.

is that little shitwafer giving me lip??

by ken power January 15, 2008

shitwack

Shitwack, or shitwhack is the Canadian equivalent of shitload. Less than a fuckton, more than an assload, the Canadian shitwack is equal to 1.2 American shitloads

"We got a shitwack of snow last night"

"We need to buy a shitwack of beer for the party"

"There were three metric fucktons of dank here last night, where'd it all go? There's a whole shitwack missing!"

by DJsunkid December 30, 2005