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shitographer 

A person who takes a picture of there shit and emails it to someone.
You are one hell of a shitographer, dont ever send me any photos of your shit again or i will do my own shitogrophy and you wont be happy.
shitographer by tbagmartin March 23, 2010
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Shitagram 

A negative email, often highlighting wrong doing on the addressee’s part. A well executed Shitagram will have all of the addressee’s chain of command/ management CC’d in the email for maximum impact.
The women down in HR has sent me a shitagram, apparently it was my fault she lost my passport photos and that she didn’t tell me to bring her new ones. That was really good of her letting the company director know.
Shitagram by Kingkipling October 26, 2018

shitography 

What half-assed poser kids do with a camera, typically scene kids and hipsters do this daily and like to claim themselves as "photographers"
Guy 1: dude what's up with this scene kid posting photography of garbage on myspace?

Guy 2: its called shitography, dude
shitography by Jordan Householder February 22, 2009

shitagram 

the act of using instagram while taking a shit
dude i was shitagraming lastnight
shitagram by robbie torugsun April 16, 2014

shitagram 

when ur mom irons your trousers for u
SHITAGRAM
shitagram by -Doge June 5, 2016

Shitaurah 

Little Star
Shitaurah is looking beautiful today.
Shitaurah by I don't know ... November 22, 2021
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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