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Scotty was being such a shitwad.

That bitch is always being a shitwad,!
shitwad by breezyheartsbbycakes March 19, 2010
Words you can keep
the droppings from the anal canal that project a gagging smell.
kristen, why is your shitwad on the kitchen counter again?
shitwad by redled January 8, 2012
A very lazy person who loves to look at young teens on myspace at work instead of doing their job, and who takes a dozen smoke breaks in a half hour period.
Jared has only been at work for an hour and had at least a dozen smoke breaks and done nothing but jerk off to myspace pictures of teens. What a shitwad!
shitwad by Ivan Jackinoff December 28, 2007
When someone just doesn't have a brain
Tammy: The earth is flat and I'm anti-vaxx
Amy: Tammy, stop being a shitwad
Shitwad by Karnarenth August 21, 2019
James, you are a HUGE shitwad

James, you are a SMALL shitwad

James, you are KINDA like a shitwad
shitwad by Raiden May 17, 2003

boner-eating shitwad 

shitwad= an asshole

boner-eater= a fag or queer or an asshole

boner-eating shitwad= an asshole queer or a double asshole; asshole 2 the max; queer-hole
ryan is a boner-eating shitwad
boner-eating shitwad by speshul_K September 10, 2005

Shitadel 

Affectionately known as Citadel, the arch nemesis of WSB apes worldwide.

Shitadel's notable cronies include Vlad the stock impaler and Melvin the divorcee cuck.
Ape 1: Did you see that Shitadel just shorted GME again? It's down 30% today!
Ape 2: Great discount! Just bought the dip!
Ape 3: Strong Hold to the moon!
Shitadel by Cuckedape2021 March 25, 2021
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
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