A very lazy person who loves to look at young teens on myspace at work instead of doing their job, and who takes a dozen smoke breaks in a half hour period.
Jared has only been at work for an hour and had at least a dozen smoke breaks and done nothing but jerk off to myspace pictures of teens. What a shitwad!
Affectionately known as Citadel, the arch nemesis of WSB apes worldwide.
Shitadel's notable cronies include Vlad the stock impaler and Melvin the divorcee cuck.
Ape 1: Did you see that Shitadel just shorted GME again? It's down 30% today!
Ape 2: Great discount! Just bought the dip!
Ape 3: Strong Hold to the moon!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!