shitwaffles 

pancake type mix thingy topped with a brown colouring substance. Used as an insult or when an error has occured.
Devised by a mate of mine, Ange.

failed an exam - ah shitwaffles

shitwaffles by HuwSy July 9, 2004

sirwaffles

sirwaffles is an awesome friend and he’s really good at quaver, he’s also the best admin in this discord server called “The FNF Den”,
he’s very nice and epic, and i like being around him!
oh man! i love sirwaffles! he’s the best :]

“oh man, i love sirwaffles! he’s my best friend.”
“really dude? me too!”

sirwaffles by mocaheart December 25, 2021

shinwaffle

A valorant player

"Wow Shinwaffle is not topfragging rn."

shinwaffle by adrian112325987 March 9, 2023

shitwaffle 

adj - the state of being that results from a high velocity impact with a broad blunt object, such as a wall.

v- the act or occurence of impacting a broad, blunt, object at high velocity

If we had hit that tractor trailer, we'd have been shitwaffled!

You ass! You almost shitwaffled us!

shitwaffle by jeremy spiegel May 24, 2006

Qwerty Shitwaffle 

The result of dedicating on a laptop keyboard, then slamming the laptop lid closed, producing a keyboard texture fecal pile, resembling a waffle pattern.

Let's all hit ourselves in the head with hammers and then make Qwerty Shitwaffles for breakfast.

Qwerty Shitwaffle by zuulybully October 9, 2018