Shitlag

The time lapse between your fart and the smell hitting yours, or indeed any one else's nostrils.

Have you just farted?
Yes
Can't smell it yet.
Don't worry there's a bit of a shitlag on that one.

by wombledrummer February 05, 2010

Shitlag

Similar to jet-lag. This refers to when you have bowel troubles and 'shit' alot. This often lasts for over two days, after which you may find yourself not going to the toilet for a few days. This is referred to as 'shitlag'

After an illness i picked up on the maldives, i shat alot and had shitlag.

by Julian Meinardi February 18, 2005

Shitlag

The lagging of shit, or junk mail on your computer.

I hate it when my computer shitlags.

by Marciexx April 26, 2008

shitlag/shitlagging

sucking up excrement only for it to leave you bloated and come back multiple hours later

I'm in the prosses of shitlag/shitlagging

by BDJ Stellar October 01, 2023

shitlagged

A combination of suffering from jet lag while being shitfaced at the same time.

Mary was so shitlagged after getting off a fight from NY to LA after slamming six double bloodymarys on the flight that she couldn't find the baggage area and passed out in the men's restroom at LAX.

by shit for brians September 13, 2010

shitlag

when your shit lags out and doesn't come out of your asshole

Ah man, I got shitlag again.

by litchen September 29, 2021