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The time lapse between your fart and the smell hitting yours, or indeed any one else's nostrils.
Have you just farted?
Yes
Can't smell it yet.
Don't worry there's a bit of a shitlag on that one.
Shitlag by wombledrummer February 4, 2010
Words you can keep
Similar to jet-lag. This refers to when you have bowel troubles and 'shit' alot. This often lasts for over two days, after which you may find yourself not going to the toilet for a few days. This is referred to as 'shitlag'
After an illness i picked up on the maldives, i shat alot and had shitlag.
Shitlag by Julian Meinardi May 13, 2005
The lagging of shit, or junk mail on your computer.
I hate it when my computer shitlags.
Shitlag by Marciexx April 26, 2008
when your shit lags out and doesn't come out of your asshole
Ah man, I got shitlag again.
shitlag by litchen September 28, 2021

shitlag/shitlagging 

sucking up excrement only for it to leave you bloated and come back multiple hours later
I'm in the prosses of shitlag/shitlagging
shitlag/shitlagging by BDJ Stellar October 1, 2023

shitagraph 

girl 1: omg kelly me and joey were arguing and he totally kept sending me shitagraphs!

girl 2: omg what an asshole
shitagraph by ahar1 March 5, 2014

Shitbaggery 

Uses: Military(Nautical), Humor
Pronounced: 'Shit-bag-ery'

1.) The act of performing actions that are similar to those of a stereotypical shitbag.

2.) The refined art of evading any and all forms of work to get others bitched at, and maintain a complete lack of usefulness.
1.) "What manner of shitbaggery is this?! You don't put a fucking paperclip into a spaceheater, asshat!"

2.) "You, me friend, are proving to be quite adept in the arts of Shitbaggery. If I didn't know any better, I'd think you've had quite a bit of practice."
Shitbaggery by Tyler Penley April 21, 2006
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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