Shitlag 

The time lapse between your fart and the smell hitting yours, or indeed any one else's nostrils.

Have you just farted?
Yes
Can't smell it yet.
Don't worry there's a bit of a shitlag on that one.

Shitlag by wombledrummer February 4, 2010

Shitlag 

Similar to jet-lag. This refers to when you have bowel troubles and 'shit' alot. This often lasts for over two days, after which you may find yourself not going to the toilet for a few days. This is referred to as 'shitlag'

After an illness i picked up on the maldives, i shat alot and had shitlag.

Shitlag by Julian Meinardi May 13, 2005

Shitlag 

The lagging of shit, or junk mail on your computer.

I hate it when my computer shitlags.

Shitlag by Marciexx April 26, 2008

shitlag 

when your shit lags out and doesn't come out of your asshole

Ah man, I got shitlag again.

shitlag by litchen September 28, 2021

shitlag/shitlagging 

sucking up excrement only for it to leave you bloated and come back multiple hours later

I'm in the prosses of shitlag/shitlagging

shitlag/shitlagging by BDJ Stellar October 1, 2023

shitagraph 

a paragraph of complete bullshit

girl 1: omg kelly me and joey were arguing and he totally kept sending me shitagraphs!

girl 2: omg what an asshole

shitagraph by ahar1 March 5, 2014

Shitbaggery 

Uses: Military(Nautical), Humor
Pronounced: 'Shit-bag-ery'

1.) The act of performing actions that are similar to those of a stereotypical shitbag.

2.) The refined art of evading any and all forms of work to get others bitched at, and maintain a complete lack of usefulness.

1.) "What manner of shitbaggery is this?! You don't put a fucking paperclip into a spaceheater, asshat!"

2.) "You, me friend, are proving to be quite adept in the arts of Shitbaggery. If I didn't know any better, I'd think you've had quite a bit of practice."

Shitbaggery by Tyler Penley April 21, 2006