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Planet Shitness 

A place you go to run like a rat on a treadmill in a room of mostly normies but the few hot bimbos you see are all glued to their fucking stupid headphones
When I get off work I alternate between running on the treadmill and weights at Planet Shitness
Planet Shitness by D Flawless December 7, 2019

Unfinished shitness 

What happens when you go for a shit and are interrupted or otherwise forced to finish early, and then you return to the bathroom at a later time.
I have to go back to the bathroom, I've got unfinished shitness.
Unfinished shitness by mregina April 17, 2016

shitness 

I dropped my ipod. Shitness!
shitness by Odetta April 22, 2006

aint-shitness 

a common characteristic of an individual (most commonly a guy) whose main actions are not worth the feces that comes out of their bottoms.
"I will not succumb to my exes aint-shitness just because he buys me flowers."

"Every guy I seem to like always disappoints me with their aint-shitness."
aint-shitness by nettaschoe February 17, 2009

shittyassniggasyndrome 

when a women is so in love with a man that she is will to endure all his shit, even when it obvious to her and everyone else that she should get the hell out of the relationship.
I dated this football player for two years. I gave him everything he could ask for but for some reason throughout our two year relationship all I got from him was shit but i still can't seem to get over him. Girl, think I have shittyassniggasyndrome.

Sluttyness 

The level of slut a girl is measured by
"Fam her sluttyness is on another level, she even wanted to toss my salad!"
Sluttyness by Justbillinhuh December 7, 2015
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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