shittyness
shittyness by Jfc don't ask July 29, 2016
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Planet Shitness
A place you go to run like a rat on a treadmill in a room of mostly normies but the few hot bimbos you see are all glued to their fucking stupid headphones
Planet Shitness by D Flawless December 7, 2019
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Unfinished shitness
What happens when you go for a shit and are interrupted or otherwise forced to finish early, and then you return to the bathroom at a later time.
Unfinished shitness by mregina April 17, 2016
shitness
aint-shitness
a common characteristic of an individual (most commonly a guy) whose main actions are not worth the feces that comes out of their bottoms.
"I will not succumb to my exes aint-shitness just because he buys me flowers."
"Every guy I seem to like always disappoints me with their aint-shitness."
"Every guy I seem to like always disappoints me with their aint-shitness."
aint-shitness by nettaschoe February 17, 2009
shittyassniggasyndrome
when a women is so in love with a man that she is will to endure all his shit, even when it obvious to her and everyone else that she should get the hell out of the relationship.
I dated this football player for two years. I gave him everything he could ask for but for some reason throughout our two year relationship all I got from him was shit but i still can't seem to get over him. Girl, think I have shittyassniggasyndrome.
shittyassniggasyndrome by shika. S April 26, 2008
Sluttyness
Sluttyness by Justbillinhuh December 7, 2015
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"