(in a
school)
Student 1: Why did u miss class this morning?
Student 2: I had a serious case of the shittings.
Student 1: Damn..
(In a classroom)
Student : Miss, can i go to the bathroom
please!
Teacher: But u just went!
Student: But miss, i have the shittings..
Class erupts in laughter.
Teacher:
Fine, go ahead..