shittynet

shittynet is the internet of people that goes below 1Mb/sec

omg i can't connect, my shittynet is acting up.

by Willy347 January 10, 2018

shittynet

internet so slow you pull your hair out

my shittynet is preventing me to read my mails

by Willy347 February 13, 2018

Shiternet

Really bad or slow internet.

That guy has Shiternet or His Shiternet made him lose the game.

by Mr Popolis April 7, 2015

Shittyteenblog

Shittyteenblog is some white ass bitch who loves her followers. shes a bad ass who loves spongebob. cool right? she is a well known albino and has super blue eyes. her hair is redish which make her even cooler. everyone hates her just becuase shes cooler than everyone else. her tumblr is amazballs and she loves getting burned. her eyes are really far apart almost like the grand canyon (person who burned julie quote). i love her and she has like no followers so go follow her. she follows 101 people but only has 5 followers. bye. oh and she often refers to tumblr as tumbler.com

person: hi
julie (shittyteenblog): bye

by imaloner December 15, 2012

Shiternet

When you have the shittiest internet possible

Matt: Why is it taking so long to download this damn file
Jerry: Sorry man, I have shiternet.
Matt: Oh, right.

by Shitty Internet August 5, 2014

Shiternet

a type of internet that will make your nose hair go on fire, it matches the all mighty shitty koy hotbox computer. it's basically a bad internet. made by the famous and most gorgeous man on planet earth. GIR OF THE GOKU! fucking end it this is our existence

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Shiternet is bad

by SnukVA January 1, 2021

Shiternet

A crappy internet connection, slow, bad, faulty, inconsistent, etc.

Man that guy keeps disconnecting and has such slow downloads, the shiternet is obviously there

by Teh_Muffinatorz December 3, 2009