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shitting bricks 

we got away before they caught us, man we were shitting bricks
shitting bricks by Mike March 9, 2005

Shitting bricks 

Stress induced constipation. Shitting bricks occurs in situations where you are so overwhelmed in your thoughts that you can't relax your asshole to take a shit. When you finally push it out, it feels as though you've passed a turd with dimensions similar to those of a brick.
God damn it! That's two days in a row Opie clogged the toilet! Exams must have him spooked. He's literally shitting bricks.

shitting bricks 

when you are extremely scared or afraid of something
i had so much shit on me and when i saw the cop car i was shitting bricks
shitting bricks by ALEX1IA January 11, 2010

Shitting bricks 

To be surprised in a bad way; to be anxious about something
I am currently shitting bricks right now because I found out people do illegal things
Shitting bricks by iamoftheschitter December 28, 2021

shitting bricks 

The sort of fear your asshole knows about. A strange mix of constipation and anal laxity.
He was sat outside the headmasters office for half an hour, and he was shitting bricks the whole time.
shitting bricks by Boc2 December 3, 2007

shitting bricks 

shitting bricks is when you are literally shitting bricks. it hurts so bad and its so hard to get out
man, my asshole is bleeding because i was shitting bricks. it hurt so fucking bad
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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