5 definitions by Phaedrus3rd
Is a city in Illinois with a large immigrant population from India. Indians believe that if they surround themselves with affluent people they too will become wealthy. This false belief forces many immigrants into foreclosure and drives down Naperville’s housing market.
I live in Naperville Illinois. My immigrant neighbor works at Metlife Insurance Company as a data entry clerk. He just bought a $508,000 house on a salary of just $30k. He stopped by yesterday to ask where my father worked and what he did for a living.
by Phaedrus3rd January 4, 2020
Truth decay is the diminishing role of facts and analysis in American public life. First cited and researched by Pardee Rand Graduate School.
Truth Decay occurs when anyone can post about a topic and as long as the majority agree with that person we accept it as fact.
by Phaedrus3rd December 4, 2019
A conceited stupid fuck with two idiotic offspring that still lick the windows at the bowling alley and get everyone and themselves sick. This is also the same moron that told her suicidal husband to put a bag over his head because he found another man’s cock in his wife’s mouth. It’s the dumbass you pray gets into a really really really bad accident.
by Phaedrus3rd August 19, 2019
Stress induced constipation. Shitting bricks occurs in situations where you are so overwhelmed in your thoughts that you can't relax your asshole to take a shit. When you finally push it out, it feels as though you've passed a turd with dimensions similar to those of a brick.
God damn it! That's two days in a row Opie clogged the toilet! Exams must have him spooked. He's literally shitting bricks.
by Phaedrus3rd May 3, 2014
The lunch monster is the thing that lingers around hell hole office spaces. It’s the thing you blame when people go out to lunch and never return to work ever again.
Guy 1: Dude where is Jim?
Guy 2: He got eaten by the “lunch monster” two days ago, but that fucker had some decency this time and regurgitate him. He now works at the big shiny tower in the city and makes bank.
Guy 2: He got eaten by the “lunch monster” two days ago, but that fucker had some decency this time and regurgitate him. He now works at the big shiny tower in the city and makes bank.
by Phaedrus3rd August 27, 2019