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freightened

the reaction you experience when an enlargment in size by the addition of love handles, extra chins, arm flaps, saddle bags, beer bellies, or any other similar form of freight materializes.
I was so freightened by all the eggnog I drank over the holidays, that my six pack grew into a keg :D
by ranga99 January 11, 2011
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Frightened Pelican

When a girl hasn't yet decided whether to spit or swallow prior to climax and ends up with some sort of messy hybrid. She immediately has second thoughts about the rest of whats in her mouth and staggers wide-eyed, jaw extended, arms flapping around the room looking for someplace to spit.
Cheryl is orally talented, but doesn't exactly have a taste for the homebrew "protein shake". One night as Larry came to fruition, she got a little in her mouth. She looked like a frightened pelican as she ran around the room, arms flailing, and chin extended looking for somewhere to spit.
by StraightCashHomey October 4, 2009
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Frightened Rabbit

Frightened Rabbit are an amazing scottish indie/folk consisting of Scott Hutchison (vocals, guitar), Grant Hutchison (drums, vocals), Billy Kennedy (guitar, keyboards, bass) and Andy Monaghan (keyboards, guitar, bass).

Their two albums - The Midnight Organ Fight and Sing the Greys are both awesome.
Rhab: I saw Frightened Rabbit last nite live, they were fucking awesome
Gav: Wow im jealous i hear they are a tidy band!
by Gdog123 April 19, 2009
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frightened

When you are totally terrified of what's about to happen to you.
When I pulled out this pistol that nigga looked hella frightened.
by ORIGINATEDGENIO April 24, 2017
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frightened turtle

When you're so cold, that your penis tries to suck back into your body like a frightened turtle into it's shell.
"Dude, you should know better than to go skinny-dipping on the first date. You never show the frightened turtle to a chick who hasn't already seen your meat."
by Mr. BRW February 7, 2008
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Freightness

Freightness is when you Possess a Bad to the Bone Skill of Logistics Operations!

Amazing Knowledge coupled with Awesome Quality earns you the title of Freightness.

Moving tomorrow's freight on today's schedule.

Handling all things freight in an awesome manner of greatness.

Freightness is the experience and mindset of a Truck Driver, a Carrier, a Shipper, and a Broker!

Generating leads, attracting new prospects, and developing a sales pitch.
Identifying, vetting, and selecting reputable and safe carriers for freight services.
Providing customers with shipping quotes.
Booking orders with carriers.
Assisting to prepare carriers for loads.
Tracking status of loads.
Collaborating with shippers, carriers, and dispatchers to manage scheduled collections and drop-offs.
Keeping accurate records of relevant activities.
Updating customers on the status of shipments, and assisting with other inquiries.
Maintaining current knowledge of market trends in transportation marketplace.
A mile closer to Freightness;

Freightness Forward;

Look at that Freightness;

Man, I wish I had me some of that Freightness;

I bring to you, Freightness;

HER "I'm bad to the bone" HIM "What's that?" HER "It's Freightness";

"Did you see his Freightness?";

They said "I want to have Freightness";

Shipper Called a Broker and asked:
"I need to ship some loads and looking for a broker that has Freightness. Are you that Broker"

Broker replied:

"I know who you are. I know what you want. If you are looking for Freightness, I can tell you I have it. I do have a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me valuable for people like you. If you want Freightness, that'll be the beginning of it. I will work for you, I will pursue your needs."
by Rage Logistics October 18, 2022
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frightened nipple

A frightened nipple; originated from Britain, “cold nipples” is a nipple so cold, if extroverts itself.
I have frightened nipples it’s so cold!
by Fry ten nip els December 11, 2017
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