Definitions by Boc2

fuck off bottle 

3 litres. Usually refers to cider. After the contents are consumed, usually leads to annoyed aggression, and the phrase "just fuck off!!". Also known as 'wreck the house'

Im heading down the offie for a fuck off bottle of cider, do you want anything fetched?

fuck off bottle by Boc2 December 7, 2007

Wingnuts 

Prominent nipples, visible through clothing.

Her nipples stuck out like wingnuts.

Wingnuts by Boc2 December 3, 2007

bell end 

Tosser (northern irish slang). A complete wanker who is more to be pitied than hated.

What's that bell end doing now??

bell end by Boc2 December 3, 2007

dirty norman 

A creepy guy who probably harmless, but scares schoolgirls by leering at them.

Hey Ma, when I was going to school today, there was a dirty norman at the bus stop.

dirty norman by Boc2 December 3, 2007

dirtbird

Someone who doesn't wash that often. (Northern Irish slang)

He's such a dirtbird, you can always smell him before you see him.

dirtbird by Boc2 December 3, 2007

bellyaching 

Moaning or complaining, like a kid with a sore tummy.

My head hurts, my tummy hurts, my legs are sore, I'm tired, I've no money, I've no friends, why does nobody like me?.... etc, etc

Will you quit your bellyaching?

bellyaching by Boc2 December 3, 2007

shitting bricks 

The sort of fear your asshole knows about. A strange mix of constipation and anal laxity.

He was sat outside the headmasters office for half an hour, and he was shitting bricks the whole time.

shitting bricks by Boc2 December 3, 2007