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The sort of fear your asshole knows about. A strange mix of constipation and anal laxity.
He was sat outside the headmasters office for half an hour, and he was shitting bricks the whole time.
by Boc2 November 09, 2007

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Moaning or complaining, like a kid with a sore tummy.

My head hurts, my tummy hurts, my legs are sore, I'm tired, I've no money, I've no friends, why does nobody like me?.... etc, etc
Will you quit your bellyaching?
by Boc2 November 09, 2007

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Prominent nipples, visible through clothing.
Her nipples stuck out like wingnuts.
by Boc2 November 09, 2007

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Slang for a nymphomaniac. A female sex addict who believes ejaculation is the purest expression of sexual attraction.
She didn't believe I found her attracive when I kissed her, only when cum inside her, shes a fucked up cumjunkie.
by Boc2 November 09, 2007

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A creepy guy who probably harmless, but scares schoolgirls by leering at them.
Hey Ma, when I was going to school today, there was a dirty norman at the bus stop.
by Boc2 November 09, 2007

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3 litres. Usually refers to cider. After the contents are consumed, usually leads to annoyed aggression, and the phrase "just fuck off!!". Also known as 'wreck the house'
Im heading down the offie for a fuck off bottle of cider, do you want anything fetched?
by Boc2 November 09, 2007

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Someone who doesn't wash that often. (Northern Irish slang)
He's such a dirtbird, you can always smell him before you see him.
by Boc2 November 09, 2007

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