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shittin' kittens

verb

1) To be amazed at an event, usually appalled or disgusted by it.

2) To find yourself in a strange or frightening situation.
1) When Jenny gave me a blumpkin I started shittin' kittens. (pardon the pun).


2) I was shittin' kittens when the cop asked if I had any yay.
shittin' kittens by Matth March 3, 2004

You ain't shittin' kittens 

Indicates strong agreement to a comment made by someone else, especially when that persons comment is a bit of an understatement, or states the glaringly obvious, or both.

Effectively equivalent to the phrase "That ain't no lie!!" or "Ain't that the truth?!", but said with great enthusiasm.
During a heavy thunderstorm, your friend says "It's a little bit wet outside." You respond with "You ain't shittin' kittens!!"

Two retail employees get done dealing with a difficult customer. In private, one says to the other "That guy was a douche!" The second responds with "Pfff, you ain't shittin' kittens!!"
You ain't shittin' kittens by Atavist December 14, 2010

shitting kittens 

Being exceptionally excited about something. Saying, "I'm excited about this," only says so much and can be taken in so many ways, but if you say, "this has me shitting kittens," there is no contesting the level of awesomeness that must be awaited.
Scammon: You excited to see Mr. Bungle tonight?
Noah: You kidding me? I'm shitting kittens!
shitting kittens by Kikipopo December 24, 2008

Shitin Kittens 

Acting overly excited and all worked up over something trivial.
Bob is shitin kittens waiting for the UPS truck to get here.
Shitin Kittens by j3ffr3y69 October 14, 2009

spittin' kitten 

a woman whose vagina during arousal begins to ejaculate fluid in a stream or gushing fashion.
Before I begin any sexual act with my wife, I have to lay down a towel, for she has a spittin' kitten, if I don't I have to wash the bedding everynight.
spittin' kitten by thurstyg March 5, 2010

Shitting Out Kitten Tails

Defecating turds that look like kitten tails aka small and thin
Hey last night i was shitting out kitten tails after those mr noodles
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