shitswab

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The typical office drone that tries too hard to impress his boss, but only ends up looking like a brownnoser.

Josh spends his entire work day sucking up to the boss. What a fucking shitswab!

shitswab by The Neuromancer July 29, 2004

Words you can keep

shitstabber

Fag, homosexual, pole sitter, butt pirate.

I was taking a piss in the urinal at the game and I look over and see some shitstabber staring at my crank.

shitstabber by Larry Tiita May 11, 2009

Related Words

shitswab • shit-swabbing • shitstab • Shitskabob • shitswag • Shitswallow • bumraping shitstabber • shit stabber • shit swap • Shit-Swapping

shitstab

to have anal sex.

You know that chick will let you shitstab.

shitstab by Anonymous September 10, 2003

Shitstabber

Gay Sex.
When a male inserts penis up the others bum.

I Love A Good Shitstab.
Or
I Heard He Was A Shitstabber!
"No Way!"

Shitstabber by MOLLii3 X August 26, 2007

shitstabber

homophobic term for homosexual men

shitstabbing queer

shitstabber by not a shitstabber May 24, 2003

shitstabber

A homosexual, the term derives from the mistaken idea that the anus, during anal sex, is full of shit this of course is usually not the case as male homosexuals usually practice an anema befor anal sex. The term obviously was invented by some moron who knows nothing about homosexuals, or someone who was unlucky to have heir only homosexual experience with a guy who was either into scat or simply doesn't care.

Come stab my shit with your meat dagger

shitstabber by Anonymous October 19, 2003

Shitskabob

Shitskabob= The surprise on the end of your penis after butt lovin

Uhh, honey, maybe next time you should drop a deuce before we have butt lovin because you just gave me a shitskabob

Shitskabob by 4th-axis June 25, 2009

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026