shitswag

When something is produced below the status quo, or against tradition, typically on purpose, to emulate a theme of amateurism, or simply ignorance, sometimes hidden behind one or more layers of irony.

A:"Did you see 'A Minecraft Movie'?"
B"Yeah, it sucked."
A:"What do you mean? It had hella shitswag."

shitswag by snapsnocaps April 12, 2025

Shitstagram

1. The act of viewing Instagram while taking a shit.

2. To post a picture of a drain-clogging shit using the Amaro app as if to impress your friends and reach a like count above 11. Accompanied by the hashtag shitstagtam, hashtag lookatmenow.

Sorry that took so long, I was shitstagramming.

The wifi here sucks, that shitstagram took a minute to load.

Dog, my shitstagram got 14 likes today. That's def more than my latte art instas have ever gotten me.

Shitstagram by Giardipants January 19, 2014

shitwagon 

Any kind of deteriorated vehicle, usually the kind that mom and dad make you drive in high school. Popular shitwagons include the Chevette, Pinto, Yugo, Festiva, etc.

"You got a car, dude?"
"Yeah, but it's a real shitwagon."

shitwagon by Serpent December 3, 2003

shitwagon 

A car in piss poor condition that not even a hobo would sleep in. Usually smells like the county landfill from it's previous owners' offspring spilling soda and crapping their pants in the backseats. Called a shitwagon because of it's similarity to what a farmer hauls fertilizer in.

Jim's car is a total shitwagon.

shitwagon by DennisIsEvil October 7, 2006

shitswab 

The typical office drone that tries too hard to impress his boss, but only ends up looking like a brownnoser.

Josh spends his entire work day sucking up to the boss. What a fucking shitswab!

shitswab by The Neuromancer July 29, 2004

shitsnagel 

someone who is small, weak, or lacking in any or all physical strength and skill. Not to much hope for this person, because when encountered, it usually cries for some odd reason or another.

1) In dodgeball, we ganged up on shitsnagel and made him cry like a bitch.
2)Shitsnagels hands were cold, so he cried and wanted his mommy.

shitsnagel by Salm Yong March 26, 2007

Shitshag 

Someone who’s bad in bed

I slept with Wixy last night, fucking shitshag!

Shitshag by GreensWinchester December 8, 2019