An individual who uses non-western spiritual belief systems and new-age philosophy to spin a fantastic web of vague bullshit to absolve you from any responsibility towards other people. Naturally this makes you want to give them money.
An individual who claims to have achieved a higher state of being, to which they will grant you access for money, sex, or a place to crash.
see: snake-oil salesman charlatan
That raw-foodist guru was a real shitshaman! How does he get away with it? That fake cheesecake tasted like a wet paper towel! Why did I pay $10 for that seminar?
1. The act of viewing Instagram while taking a shit.
2. To post a picture of a drain-clogging shit using the Amaro app as if to impress your friends and reach a like count above 11. Accompanied by the hashtag shitstagtam, hashtag lookatmenow.
Comes from the word "chitchat."
A type of convo usually involving any of the following: stupid poop jokes, bathrooms, or justplain talking shit about someone.
Jake and Ryan were shitshatting. Those poop jokes were gross.
Jenny and Emma were shitshatting about that girl; that gossip was nasty.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberryscarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.