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Shitshaman 

An individual who uses non-western spiritual belief systems and new-age philosophy to spin a fantastic web of vague bullshit to absolve you from any responsibility towards other people. Naturally this makes you want to give them money.

An individual who claims to have achieved a higher state of being, to which they will grant you access for money, sex, or a place to crash.

see: snake-oil salesman charlatan
That raw-foodist guru was a real shitshaman! How does he get away with it? That fake cheesecake tasted like a wet paper towel! Why did I pay $10 for that seminar?
Shitshaman by roberto lewis November 2, 2009

Shitstagram

1. The act of viewing Instagram while taking a shit.

2. To post a picture of a drain-clogging shit using the Amaro app as if to impress your friends and reach a like count above 11. Accompanied by the hashtag shitstagtam, hashtag lookatmenow.
Sorry that took so long, I was shitstagramming.

The wifi here sucks, that shitstagram took a minute to load.

Dog, my shitstagram got 14 likes today. That's def more than my latte art instas have ever gotten me.
Shitstagram by Giardipants January 19, 2014
An old or middle aged woman who is constantly talking or yelling shit
That shithag is constantly yelling incomprehensible bullshit all the time
shithag by RedPortiaOne April 11, 2017

shitshank 

A shitshank is a result of anal sex where the person giving anal has his penis clogged with shit resulting in an inability to urinate or ejaculate.
Man, I couldn't piss after fuckin' that chick in the butt 'cause I had a damn shitshank!
shitshank by Justin Budweiser March 27, 2007

shithagged 

for use instead of 'drunk', 'shitfaced' or 'wasted'
i got completely fuckin shithagged the other night and woke up inside a mammal.
shithagged by Jasknob March 1, 2009
Comes from the word "chitchat."
A type of convo usually involving any of the following: stupid poop jokes, bathrooms, or just plain talking shit about someone.
Jake and Ryan were shitshatting. Those poop jokes were gross.

Jenny and Emma were shitshatting about that girl; that gossip was nasty.

chitchat talk poop gossip dirt shit
shitshat by UrbanIce December 27, 2009