shitspa

When you spray potpourri spray in the crapper before you take a dump!

Moving all that furniture around did something to my stomach, is there air freshener in the water closet so I can make a shitspa; Do you know where the closest shitspa is located.

by Shitspa; bathroom, toilet March 12, 2023

shitscale

A rating system used to classify an employees level.
The highest level is shitheads aka bosses.
Mid levels are asskissers aka upper management and brownosers aka lower management.
Lowest level is shitshovellers aka hardworkers.

According to the shitscale at work the shitheads go golfing while leaving the asskissers and brownoser in charge of the shitshovellers.

by jpg3 December 1, 2011

fred shitstain

A birth mark on the forhead.

Hey! That kid has a Fred Shitstain!

by OniFTW February 3, 2014

Sir ShitsAlot

Someone, usually a guy, who has dirrhea. Especially after Taco Bell.

Where's sir shitsalot at?

tim?

Yeah.

at taco bell again.

by awesomeman134679 December 28, 2010

shitspeak

A type of verbal communication that is so filled with lies and is so fueled by greed that it comes out like a fully-formed and continuous soft-serve turd.

United States Senator, Mitch McConnell, is our present day poster person for shitspeak since he can’t even open his mouth without a vile fart stench permeating the room.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 11, 2020

Shitsplosion

Explosive diarrhea that comes out of no where.

A long night of fun planned was suddenly ruined when my boyfriend had a Shitsplosion walking to the game.

by Mcubed January 13, 2009

shitsaurus

A person who routinely takes nasty dinosaur-size shits.

Jesus, maybe Kathy wouldn't be such a shitsaurus if she didn't eat taco bell for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

by Zuzzy Foeller February 10, 2014