shitspank

The sound your ass cheeks make after a 5km run.

"Is that Swass or Shitspank Ass?"

by NootdustFilms December 20, 2021

shitspeak

A type of verbal communication that is so filled with lies and is so fueled by greed that it comes out like a fully-formed and continuous soft-serve turd.

United States Senator, Mitch McConnell, is our present day poster person for shitspeak since he can’t even open his mouth without a vile fart stench permeating the room.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 11, 2020

shitstalking

When someone tries to find you by following your trail, using your shit to track you.

He had become highly adept at shitstalking when he used to track ex-CIA operatives when they fell off the government’s radar.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 28, 2019

shitsnake

someone who goes behind your back, or you cant trust.

bri told his girlfriend everything you told him last nite.

what a little shitsnake !

by billyp01 September 10, 2010

Shitcrank

Being shallow and pathetic and living your life at the lowest level of ball-sucking that even i think your a fag. Basically, if you suck at life and are a terrible human and are completely fake, you are shitcrank. Also if you are seriously annoying.

Example 1:
Emmy: "I hate that girl Janice, boy is she shitcrank like no other. Its like she has no personality of her own!"

Maggie: "Amen to that, sister!"
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Example 2:
Isabelle: "like, omg i asked my mom ? she said its okay to go be a ditz and bug people ?"
The World: " I hate you, you shitcrank bitch."

by southland82 July 22, 2009

Shitpants 1

(proper noun): A name used to refer to one's first born child.

"Hey, Shitpants 1, go make me a sandwich or you're grounded."

by G.andy18 February 28, 2017

shitstank

The smell a hobo makes.

"Your shitstank powers are overwhelming I'm shutting down now."

by Shin Mega December 14, 2008