Shitsplosion
A long night of fun planned was suddenly ruined when my boyfriend had a Shitsplosion walking to the game.
Shitsplosion by Mcubed January 13, 2009
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Shitsplosion
The result of someone shitting so violently and uncontrollably that shit ends up EVERYWHERE, including the walls and (possibly) the ceiling of the restroom. Therefore, the aftermath resembles an explosion of shit.
Guy #1: I just went into the bathroom and it looks like there was a shitsplosion in there earlier!
Guy #2: My bad...I ate Taco Bell for lunch...
Guy #1: That's nasty bro!
Guy #2: My bad...I ate Taco Bell for lunch...
Guy #1: That's nasty bro!
Shitsplosion by KingBrandonA August 28, 2014
shitsplosion
The sudden, urgent, uncontrollable release of an enormous amount of shit, most frequently diarrhea. It is much worse and more violent than a shart. It can make you:
1. shit your pants.
2. doo doo on the floor.
3. dookie on any surface under or near you.
4. clog the shitter something awful!
It can also indicate: mass chaos; a conglomeration of fuckitude; a situation fucked up beyond all recognition, aka FUBAR; a Mongolian Cluster Fuck; when all fucking hell breaks loose.
1. shit your pants.
2. doo doo on the floor.
3. dookie on any surface under or near you.
4. clog the shitter something awful!
It can also indicate: mass chaos; a conglomeration of fuckitude; a situation fucked up beyond all recognition, aka FUBAR; a Mongolian Cluster Fuck; when all fucking hell breaks loose.
I ate lamb curry last night and, an hour later, I had a shitsplosion so bad, I had to put my panties in my purse and haul ass from the restaurant.
Pam told everyone at the office she was screwing Tammy's boyfriend. When Tammy found out, there was a shitsplosion of apocalyptic proportion involving Pam stapling Tammy's ear to the floor, then yanking out her navel ring AND her weave!
That thirteen-car pile-up caused a hell of a shitsplosion on I-95 at rush hour yesterday.
My mom found my weed in my panty drawer, so there was a complete and utter shitsplosion at my house last night when she told my dad.
Pam told everyone at the office she was screwing Tammy's boyfriend. When Tammy found out, there was a shitsplosion of apocalyptic proportion involving Pam stapling Tammy's ear to the floor, then yanking out her navel ring AND her weave!
That thirteen-car pile-up caused a hell of a shitsplosion on I-95 at rush hour yesterday.
My mom found my weed in my panty drawer, so there was a complete and utter shitsplosion at my house last night when she told my dad.
shitsplosion by budsbabe January 2, 2008
Shitsplosion
1) Dude that was a great night! I just had a complete shitsplosion in there though.. watch out.
2) Clean up your shitsplosion, the bog smells like hell!
2) Clean up your shitsplosion, the bog smells like hell!
Shitsplosion by PatchTheElephant September 9, 2011
Shitsplosion
Extreme diarrhea, your ass is puking, or major wreck, disaster, everything gone wrong, mess, cluster f*ck
That fried food made me shitsplosion the porcelain throne! Damn, the house is a shitsplosion after last nights rager.
Shitsplosion by Monarch Beauty August 20, 2012
shitsplosion
john: hey, what happened to MC hammer?
bill: he had a violent shitsplosion, his corpse is glued to the toilet with a scream on his face, we had to use the jaws of life to pluck him out.
john: poor guy, 3 years of shit flying out nonstop, can the toilet flush?
bill: it's dead. also the pipes are leaking shit.
bill: he had a violent shitsplosion, his corpse is glued to the toilet with a scream on his face, we had to use the jaws of life to pluck him out.
john: poor guy, 3 years of shit flying out nonstop, can the toilet flush?
bill: it's dead. also the pipes are leaking shit.
shitsplosion by I h8 nes May 1, 2015