shitsnake

someone who goes behind your back, or you cant trust.

bri told his girlfriend everything you told him last nite.

what a little shitsnake !

shitsnake by billyp01 September 10, 2010

shitsnake

A person who is a total lame ass, An idiot who cannot do anything right.

Mainly used in the English speaking Caribbean

e.g. "Watch billy totally screw this up, he's such a shitsnake"

"You're a shitsnake, you can't possibly do this"

shitsnake by lenzomaru December 6, 2011

shitscale 

A rating system used to classify an employees level.
The highest level is shitheads aka bosses.
Mid levels are asskissers aka upper management and brownosers aka lower management.
Lowest level is shitshovellers aka hardworkers.

According to the shitscale at work the shitheads go golfing while leaving the asskissers and brownoser in charge of the shitshovellers.

shitscale by jpg3 December 1, 2011

shitquake

A series of massively shitty events where everybody involved has their world rocked to the very core by the shear shittiness. A shitstorm so large, so shitty, that the very ground beneath the shitees begins to shake with shittiness.

Mr Lahey - "Do ya know what happens when 2 shitplates come together, under extreme pressure Bubbles? ...Shitquake..."

shitquake by Peter Anthony Johsnon July 20, 2006

Shitflake 

The shards of poop that stick to your butthairs from a non juicy poop. These typically hurt if not removed at first wipe and not alot of gas is moving through the anal cavity.

I brought tears to my eyes by trying to remove a shitflake after two days of constipation.

Shitflake by Spartacus Baines March 19, 2004

Matthew Shitaker 

A disparaging nickname for the clueless and obscene brown-noser of our Grabber in Chief, the interim acting Attorney General.

Another sad actor in the most recent and pitiable Trump Dump is Matthew Shitaker.

Matthew Shitaker by Dr Bunnygirl January 3, 2019

Shitscapes 

A chaotic event or string of them. Sometimes caused through self-inflicted foolhardy "Fuck it" choices. Other times created by others and out of your control but still has you stuck in the middle of a WTF situation.

When we were young we created so many shitscapes that made us sort of legends.

His drinking and drugging made a shitscape of his life.

Shitscapes by Maxchillen September 13, 2016