shitcracker

1. A person who is adept at busting lies and cracking bullshit. They work on the same principle as nutcrackers, but instead of cracking nuts or genitalia, they are used by others as tools to bite open hardened lumps of feces that may spout out from a person's mouth or anus.

2. A retarded person

1. Guy: What were you saying about Brown's cows lighting shit on your doorstep?
Girl: It gives me quite the shits
Guy: Your lies fool no one, not even me
Girl: Good for you shitcracker

2. Guy: See that guy over there?
Guy 2: Yeah, what a shitcracker
Guy: And see his girlfriend?
Guy 2: Yeah, shitcracker and cheese.
Guy: Let's hope he's not lactose intolerant.

by niiien March 13, 2010

Shitwhacker

An ignorant, slow-witted person who loafs around the local scene trying to get wasted, repeats whatever you say to everyone and gets themselves arrested on the regular for things most folks are smart enough not to get caught doing. Usually people just leave them be except for the cops, who they always manage to piss off.

"yo, this dude has got a big mouth!"
" nah, don't even worry about it. He's just some shitwhacker I see here all the time. Pay him no mind. Last week he got arrested for pissing on a cop car then asking the cop if he had some paper towels so he could dry the piss off his shoe."

by K. Washington July 25, 2016

slutcracker

1. a college student's christmas party and/or christmas vacation, in which the purpose is to hook up with as many girls who went to or currently go to your high school as possible, or whoever else is there.

2. a way to describe an intense sexual experience, especially during the holidays

3. sex in the hardest of forms, in which the bitch feels that she is literally being split in two

1. When Nate walked into the party, Spence immediately welcomed him to the slutcracker and directed him to the women on Santa's naughty list.

2. Jenna walked into the bedroom dressed in nothing but vicki secrets and a santa's hat, demanding slutcracker sex as her sultry voice whispered "ho-ho-ho...".

3. "I'm really sorry bro...but I slutcrackered your ex the week after you two broke up."

"Dude its totally fine, I slutcrackered your sister last night."

"Really man, what the fuck..."

by brotege22 December 27, 2011

shitknackered

Drunk....as in completely and absolutely shit faced. Annihalated... hammered, pissed out of one's tree...

Hey man...let's go out and get shitknackered tonight!

Dude, did you see her? She was shitknackered last night!

by Jennifer July 6, 2004

Shitcaker

One who performs in the act of creating the swedish delicasse more commonly known as shitcakes. Not to be mistaken for a butt pirate a shitcaker has to attend many years of schools and teaching to perfect the art of making the shitcake.

" I had some delicious shitcakes today, whoever made them must have been an extraordinary shitcaker"

by donkey hole butt pirate July 30, 2006

Shitracket

The process of pooping through a racket to make multiple strands of feces.

Person 1: "Did you hear about *Insert name*?"
Person 2: "Yeah! I heard that he shitracketed."
Person 1: "Who seriously shits through a racket?"

by hitman61live December 14, 2012

shitsnacker

someone whose behavior is so vile and offensive that it can only be assumed that they consume a regular diet of feces

"They're posting record profits while jacking prices...talk about shitsnackers!"
"You cut me off...you SHITSNACKER!"
"Who pissed in her cheerios?"..."Nobody- she's like that everyday, a real shitsnacker"

by robert m stewart August 28, 2008