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shitfacedbook 

To use Facebook while intoxicated. May or may not include confessions of undying love to friends, ex's, or total strangers. Grammar and logic will likely be poor. Similar to a drunk dial.
Chris - "Dude, you left 11 incoherent wall posts on my profile last night. What the fuck?"

Spencer - "What? No, I didn't! Oh, wait...yeah, I was shitfacedbooking."

Chris - "You fuckass."
shitfacedbook by stacks121 December 9, 2008

shitmaster 

One who possesses the ability to clog someone's toilet to the point of OVERFLOW (not merely backup or slow flush) causing shitty water to cover the entire tile floor and parts of the adjacent hallway carpeting. This is not intentional, and happens despite multiple courtesy flushes throughout the act leading to the final shitmastering flush.
Dave: (Running out of the bathroom) Where's your mop bro?

Me: What? Why?

Dave: Your toilet's overflowing man. Shit is literally EVERYWHERE!

Me: You're the fucking shitmaster dude... mad props. Now go clean it up.
shitmaster by Elias Creed May 8, 2007

shitfacested 

shitfacested is a combination of shitfaced and wasted creating shit-face-sted meaning extremely intoxicated or inebriated beyond recognition.
"Damn, that dude was so shitfacested that he didn't even know his own name after that keg party!"
shitfacested by shitfacested October 10, 2011

shitwack 

Shitwack, or shitwhack is the Canadian equivalent of shitload. Less than a fuckton, more than an assload, the Canadian shitwack is equal to 1.2 American shitloads
"We got a shitwack of snow last night"

"We need to buy a shitwack of beer for the party"

"There were three metric fucktons of dank here last night, where'd it all go? There's a whole shitwack missing!"
shitwack by DJsunkid December 30, 2005

Shitmare 

When a person has a dream that causes him or her to shit themselves out of fear.
Dude, last night I had the worst shitmare ever! Not only did I have to clean my sheets but I also had to scrub it off the walls!
Shitmare by I-Am-Sketchy July 9, 2011
"Uh-oh. Sarah's a little shitfaced and Andy's a smooth talker. Better go find them."
shitfaced by westside December 30, 2004