shitewait 

When you're sitting on the toilet waiting for that last piece of shite to drop off the hairs of your arse

Sue: come out jim you have been in there for an hour

Jim: SHITEWAIT!!! Sue you dirty greasy whore

shitewait by cocolover March 30, 2015

shiterati 

Describes the low level D list celebrities and wannabes who frequent reality T.V. shows and the like
A punning coinage based on literati and glitterati
Rarely intended as a compliment

Nadine was hardly an A list celebrity ..more shiterati than glitterati
Rufus has high hopes that some day he will be famous, but to date he has not moved from the ranks of the shiterati

shiterati by Marshallasthefish January 1, 2008

Shiterator

A horribly programmed iterator used on a hash table. Only useful if the data structure that it will be used on is designed around the concept of using the shiterator. A typical shiterator takes an integer in its first() method call. Thus defeating the purpose of an iterator.

Person 1: "Why am I getting a "No matching call" to iterate.first()?"
Person 2: "...first() takes an integer."
Person 1: "...the fuck?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I know, person 3 programmed a shiterator."

for(i = 0; i < table size; i++)
{

iterator.first(i);

while(!iterator.done())

{

std::cout << iterator.current();

}
}

Shiterator by sonofsonofspock December 13, 2010

Yukkuri shiteitte ne 

A meme involving giant, disfigured heads resembling those of Touhou characters. It originated on 2ch in early 2008 when an Anon tried to make a Shift_JIS portrait of Reimu and Marisa and failed horribly. Another Anon thought the failed attempt was humorous and drew the infamous original picture (shown below right). Ever since that fateful day, yukkuri heads have dominated parts of NicoNico and made cameos in numerous other pieces of Touhou fanart. Their catchphrase "Yukkuri shiteitte ne!" literally means "Do it slowly!", but has been more loosely translated as "Take it easy!" by the English-speaking Touhou community. This remains the basis for many of the jokes centered on yukkuris.

Reimu: This stalking deformed head of me is quite annoying.
Yukkuri Reimu: Yukkuri shiteitte ne!

Yukkuri shiteitte ne by That one guy over there in the August 17, 2009

shiterature 

the books, magazines, or other reading material that one leaves in the bathroom to stave off the boredom of shitting.

Dude, why don't you have any good shiterature?

"America: the Book" is among many other good reads in my collection of shiterature.

shiterature by pspczar February 16, 2006

Shiteatery 

A combination of stupidity, incompetence and irritation that applies to a person or group of people’s actions.

I’ve had just about enough of the school’s shiteatery.

Sophie’s constant sucking up to the teacher is just pure shiteatery.

Shiteatery by Ihmissusi January 12, 2022

Shitwater Colonic

That one shit that drops so hard and so fast (almost Matrix style) that before your asshole has a chance to close you get a nice splash of ShitWater back in your hole!

Damnit man, I just got a Shitwater Colonic!

Shitwater Colonic by X4ndur August 10, 2006