shitewank 

1. A general expletive. Thought to be more satisfying than saying either shite or wank seperately.
2. Male masturbation that leads to an anticlimax, i.e. no orgasm.

1. "Shitewank!" (Uttered after the game crashed without saving after forty minutes of play)
2. "I had a shitewank earlier"

shitewank by gigacannon January 20, 2007

shitwack 

Shitwack, or shitwhack is the Canadian equivalent of shitload. Less than a fuckton, more than an assload, the Canadian shitwack is equal to 1.2 American shitloads

"We got a shitwack of snow last night"

"We need to buy a shitwack of beer for the party"

"There were three metric fucktons of dank here last night, where'd it all go? There's a whole shitwack missing!"

shitwack by DJsunkid December 30, 2005

Shamewank 

A shamewank can be defined by the distraught feeling you get after masturbation, knowing that your belly is covered in cum having thought about the most disgustings thing ever.

Examples of these are:

Your dog
Your cat
Your best friends girlfriend
Your best friend (Same sex)
Your mum
Your sister
The 80 year old woman down the road
Dead people

I caught young billie havin' a damn shamewank last night. Motherfucker had a picture of your sweet grandma in his left hand, while he beat his man meat and spunked on her glass covered pretty lips. Motherfucker!

Shamewank by Ashamedbuthappy October 23, 2009

Shitwanger

A term used to describe someone who makes shit up to make themselves sound more interesting.

"What a shitwanger."

Shitwanger by pixiefail. January 2, 2010

Shitetanium 

Usualy the substance transformation of plastic toys from china or firniture from MFI.
Its when cheap toys or gadjets break with no force realy applied, Hence they must be made of Shitetanium.

Joe: Awwww crap i just broke my mobile....

Nick: Obviously got that new Shitetanium casing on it then.....

Shitetanium by Playfulgorilla March 6, 2009

Shitcrank 

Being shallow and pathetic and living your life at the lowest level of ball-sucking that even i think your a fag. Basically, if you suck at life and are a terrible human and are completely fake, you are shitcrank. Also if you are seriously annoying.

Example 1:
Emmy: "I hate that girl Janice, boy is she shitcrank like no other. Its like she has no personality of her own!"

Maggie: "Amen to that, sister!"
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Example 2:
Isabelle: "like, omg i asked my mom ? she said its okay to go be a ditz and bug people ?"
The World: " I hate you, you shitcrank bitch."

Shitcrank by southland82 July 22, 2009

shitwalker 

One who defecates and doesn't wash there hands prior to leaving the restroom.

Don't shake hands with Paul, he's a shitwalker!

shitwalker by TheAlmightyYak October 17, 2015