shitphoria 

The immediate improvement of one's physical,emotional and spiritual state following a bowel movement.

After 45 minutes in the bathroom "the pizznasty" emerged in state of complete shitphoria.

shitphoria by cdiddy27 May 30, 2014

Shitzphonia 

A condition in which someone is unable to control their bowel movements when under stress or with increasing blood pressure while sleeping.

Guy#1: Dude, I can't stand sleeping next to Brandon. He has shitzphonia.

Guy#2: I know man. He gets nightmares all the time and shits himself in his sleep.

Shitzphonia by Cornisha February 6, 2010

shoephoria 

The feeling of intense happiness upon purchasing a pair of shoes.

"Vintage YSL red satin shoes with a pointy toe and five inch heels! I think I'm experiencing shoephoria!"

shoephoria by little.cat.cari December 22, 2008

Shitophobia 

Fear of the word shit being spelled in new ways

Oh sheit, I just found out he has Shitophobia.

Shitophobia by phobosorino September 24, 2017

shitaphobia 

A mental disorder in which the diseased is irrationally afraid of giant shits. It is caused by a gland in the brain called the 'shitpola'. the shitopola releases a chemical called 'crapogen'. This is what causes you to decide not to eat, touch, or taste shit. Shitaphobia is caused when the shitopola releases too much crapogen to the brain

mom: son, you should go to the washroom, its been almost a week.
son: NOOO! PLS! I cant! Im gona get a heart attack if i see another shit! theyr so scary.
mom: (thinking) *holy shit my son might have shitaphobia*
mom: son, if you dont take a dump soon, ur insides will explode.

shitaphobia by mrlucky4444 February 13, 2009

shitphobia 

Afraid to take a dump on public toilets because of their unsanitary nature. A common phobia in most people except for trailer park people and hobos that give out rimjobs.

"My shitphobia really gets going when I see pubic hairs on a public toilet.

shitphobia by LeonC December 15, 2002

shartphoria 

The feeling one gets after discovering a surprise in one's pants after farting.

I was feeling a case of shartphoria coming over me as I was at the cocktail party with no back up underwear.

shartphoria by scubadoobadoo January 10, 2009