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Shmaphobia 

Fear of peeing while submerged in water.
Shmamimpia has a shmaphobia
Shmaphobia by Shmamimpia June 24, 2009

Shitophobia 

Fear of the word shit being spelled in new ways
Oh sheit, I just found out he has Shitophobia.
Shitophobia by phobosorino September 24, 2017

susaphobia 

Afraid of people being sus or being sus yourself.
My friend has susaphobia
susaphobia by Y0UW1LLD13 April 8, 2021

sexaphobia 

the fear or phobia of engaging in sexual intercourse or activity.
she had such a sexaphobia that she was a virgin until she was 53 years old
sexaphobia by ichvan August 13, 2007

SyriaPhobia 

-The fear of spending the rest of your life in Syria.

-Due to the last eight years of decadence, corruption and destruction during the Syrian civil war. Syrian millennials have developed a unique kind of mass-anxiety, which has gradually developed to a new phobia category in which is today defined as SyriaPhobia.
It is specifically explained as they (Syrian youth) are afraid of spending the rest of their life in a country drown in its shit.

General symptoms includes an intense anxiety and fear of not being able to leave Syria, and start a better life somewhere else, or being forced to return for those who have already left.

-Another interesting symptom which have been observed among thousands of Syrian, especially those who have managed to leave Syria, which is a night dream where they see themselves in Syria again. These dreams were described as "really disturbing, scary and terrible nightmares".
-Hey Abdul, what's wrong buddy? you don't seem alright.

-I think I am having another Syriaphobia attack again man...
SyriaPhobia by safiarc February 8, 2019

shitaphobia 

A mental disorder in which the diseased is irrationally afraid of giant shits. It is caused by a gland in the brain called the 'shitpola'. the shitopola releases a chemical called 'crapogen'. This is what causes you to decide not to eat, touch, or taste shit. Shitaphobia is caused when the shitopola releases too much crapogen to the brain
mom: son, you should go to the washroom, its been almost a week.
son: NOOO! PLS! I cant! Im gona get a heart attack if i see another shit! theyr so scary.
mom: (thinking) *holy shit my son might have shitaphobia*
mom: son, if you dont take a dump soon, ur insides will explode.
shitaphobia by mrlucky4444 February 13, 2009
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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