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Shmaphobia 

Fear of peeing while submerged in water.
Shmamimpia has a shmaphobia
Shmaphobia by Shmamimpia June 24, 2009

Shitophobia 

Fear of the word shit being spelled in new ways
Oh sheit, I just found out he has Shitophobia.
Shitophobia by phobosorino September 24, 2017

susaphobia 

Afraid of people being sus or being sus yourself.
My friend has susaphobia
susaphobia by Y0UW1LLD13 April 8, 2021

sexaphobia 

the fear or phobia of engaging in sexual intercourse or activity.
she had such a sexaphobia that she was a virgin until she was 53 years old
sexaphobia by ichvan August 13, 2007

SyriaPhobia 

-The fear of spending the rest of your life in Syria.

-Due to the last eight years of decadence, corruption and destruction during the Syrian civil war. Syrian millennials have developed a unique kind of mass-anxiety, which has gradually developed to a new phobia category in which is today defined as SyriaPhobia.
It is specifically explained as they (Syrian youth) are afraid of spending the rest of their life in a country drown in its shit.

General symptoms includes an intense anxiety and fear of not being able to leave Syria, and start a better life somewhere else, or being forced to return for those who have already left.

-Another interesting symptom which have been observed among thousands of Syrian, especially those who have managed to leave Syria, which is a night dream where they see themselves in Syria again. These dreams were described as "really disturbing, scary and terrible nightmares".
-Hey Abdul, what's wrong buddy? you don't seem alright.

-I think I am having another Syriaphobia attack again man...
SyriaPhobia by safiarc February 8, 2019

shitaphobia 

A mental disorder in which the diseased is irrationally afraid of giant shits. It is caused by a gland in the brain called the 'shitpola'. the shitopola releases a chemical called 'crapogen'. This is what causes you to decide not to eat, touch, or taste shit. Shitaphobia is caused when the shitopola releases too much crapogen to the brain
mom: son, you should go to the washroom, its been almost a week.
son: NOOO! PLS! I cant! Im gona get a heart attack if i see another shit! theyr so scary.
mom: (thinking) *holy shit my son might have shitaphobia*
mom: son, if you dont take a dump soon, ur insides will explode.
shitaphobia by mrlucky4444 February 13, 2009