Shitophobia

Fear of the word shit being spelled in new ways

Oh sheit, I just found out he has Shitophobia.

by phobosorino September 24, 2017

sinophobia

Sinophobia is a consistent hostility toward people of Chinese origin, and may also refer to hostility towards Chinese culture, history or government.
"Sinophobia" is the antonym of "Sinophilia" or "Sinophile"

If you are a sinophobia cause you know nothing about China.

by Philomela December 13, 2008

schizophobia

Someone who is scared of schizophrenic's or scared of becoming schizophrenic.

Dude im schizophobic,

wait your scared of schizophrenia

yeah its called schizophobia

by Alex Anarky October 3, 2008

Shitzphonia

A condition in which someone is unable to control their bowel movements when under stress or with increasing blood pressure while sleeping.

Guy#1: Dude, I can't stand sleeping next to Brandon. He has shitzphonia.

Guy#2: I know man. He gets nightmares all the time and shits himself in his sleep.

by Cornisha February 6, 2010

scatophobia

The fear of fecal matter.

my little brother will not go to the circus due to his severe case of scatophobia.

by BassistBan March 12, 2008

shitaphobia

A mental disorder in which the diseased is irrationally afraid of giant shits. It is caused by a gland in the brain called the 'shitpola'. the shitopola releases a chemical called 'crapogen'. This is what causes you to decide not to eat, touch, or taste shit. Shitaphobia is caused when the shitopola releases too much crapogen to the brain

mom: son, you should go to the washroom, its been almost a week.
son: NOOO! PLS! I cant! Im gona get a heart attack if i see another shit! theyr so scary.
mom: (thinking) *holy shit my son might have shitaphobia*
mom: son, if you dont take a dump soon, ur insides will explode.

by mrlucky4444 February 13, 2009

shitphobia

Afraid to take a dump on public toilets because of their unsanitary nature. A common phobia in most people except for trailer park people and hobos that give out rimjobs.

"My shitphobia really gets going when I see pubic hairs on a public toilet.

by LeonC December 15, 2002