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shitopedia by Niki_P6 January 30, 2019

Shitopia 

A dystopia mistaken for a utopia. A fool's paradise, or a hell on Earth. The worst of all possible worlds. A place only the depraved would think of as heaven, like a pig in shit.

Hollywood is a shitopia for borderline personalities.

Shitopia by wondertrash September 2, 2009

Shitorexia 

Shitorexia is a poop disorder characterized by a refusal to accept pooping as a normal daily cycle. Shitorexics often feel strong urges to poop, but deny themselves all but the very smallest of poops. Shitorexics create a distorted negative image of their poops and foster regimes in connection with their poops. They are often incapable of pooping when placed in non-regime environments.

Shitorexia occurs in the ratio of one male per billion females.

Jane and John were at a concert. Suddenly they had to go home early. Shitorexia had struck again.

Shitorexia by PopeMichael January 15, 2011

Shitopia 

A descriptive word to desribe something bad. Also meaning the oppostie of utopia. Utopias are good, shitopia is bad.

I just came in from the rain and my hair looks like complete shitopia.

Stop dancing you look like shitopia.

I feel like shitopia.

You look like complete shitopia.

Shitopia by Playa Playaaaaa December 2, 2009

Shitopian 

The Shitopian is someone who is on meth or heroin and enjoys the act of pooping as in defecating and using the product shit or ektoplasim to smear all over their bodies 2 use as a sexual lubricant and as they do so they also consume it , eating it like cupcakes and licking it off of each others body. The most sought after Shitopian Sexual Favored act is the maneuver called the Kolossal Kevin D. A Kolossal Kevin usually consists of 7 guys standing over one guy on the floor and all seven guys takes a turn taking a Kolossal krap on the dude and on the floor right in his mouth. And the guy on the floor thinks he's in heaven and he eats all the Kolossal kraps which send him right in to De heavens / his own type of heaven. Hints that give a Shitopian away are they try to brush their teeth a lot with multiple toothbrushes , they cannot look normal people in the eyes and they eat a lot of food to make a lot of feces so they can have Kolossal Kevin's everyday. And beware all their clothes and belongings will have shitstains on them them

Hey girl that guy was a s*** topian and I found do do all over all our furniture and clothes and in our bed and even in our shower I had to kick him out.

hey man have you ever heard that that carpet guy we use eats shit ? I didn't know that people are shit at all and it's called being a Shitopian.

Shitopian by BossBitch2020 November 6, 2019

Shitipedia 

Wikipedia, the website of misinformation and unapologetic leftist bias.

Liberal Moron: I read an Wikipedia that George Bush orchestrated the 9/11 attacks.

Paul J: You mean Shitipedia? You must be a genius!

Shitipedia by ComicsNut December 18, 2010

Shitapedia 

Shitapedia is Wikipedia.

Known as the website that "anyone" can edit. When "anyone" means "anyone" that has no agenda, loves Obama, is not a Republican, Libertarian, Moderate Conservative, Moderate Liberal or an Independant.

"Anyone" also means everyone in the world except for people that work for Wikipedia or people that don't agree with Wikipedia's bias.

Shitapedia is a website that puts at the top of every page belonging to a non-liberal large amounts of unfriendly information, most likely under a large font titled section called "Controversies".

On a liberal's page, anything untoward that person did is buried many, many paragraphs down probably not under any kind of header or special section. Writers then tend to use phrases like, "This person came under fire from fundamental Christian groups and racist white supremacist groups for his role in (insert controversy here). Then writers offer large amounts of explanations for this person's discretion...never let a Liberal hang in the breeze, thus spoke Shitapedia.

Person: I was reading some things about George Bush...and at the top of his page, there's a whole bunch of bad stuff about him. Really makes him look like a bad guy! So, knowing that Obama is facing a lot of controversy as well, I looked at his page and I couldn't find anything mentioning what he's done! Is that on purpose? I won't even get INTO their page on Sarah Palin!

Other Person: Dude, it's Shitapedia. Don't use it, use other websites..

Shitapedia by Comic Nut January 8, 2011