shitlong

equal in length as shitload is to volume

I've had this phone for a shitlong time.
That's a shitlong rope.

by jemery February 4, 2008

ShitCongo

The city formally known as Chicago

There were over 70 shootings over the weekend in ShitCongo

by ajetpilot August 16, 2018

shitlings

A pair of shit siblings who bring out the worst in each other .
AKA Toxic siblings .

Malay and Bano are a pair of shitlings.

by sheetling April 12, 2022

Shillong

A beautiful city of Meghalaya in North-East India. Where the best weed/dope in the world is available. Scenic drives & mesmerizing adventures are most prominent. English is one of the most major languages there.

She: Wow! This place looks so amazing.

He: It feels like Shillong.

by ArcturianTruth June 30, 2021

shitling

A slur against toddlers. Originates from Poland, with the original word being “gówniaki”.

Person 1: God, I can’t stand my baby nieces. Their I-pads blasting cocomelon and annoying orange.
Person 2: I know. 3 of my little shitling brothers are so annoying.

by toddlerhater February 13, 2022

shitbong

To fart while getting a blowjob

I was so loaded last night that I accidentally shitbonged her while she was chugging!

by old dirty buck November 2, 2009

shitlog

gigantic culmination of turd

Happy Birthday, Mister Fool - I left it floating there for you - a gargantual SHITLOG!

by Al Bombz September 11, 2003