Shillong

A beautiful city of Meghalaya in North-East India. Where the best weed/dope in the world is available. Scenic drives & mesmerizing adventures are most prominent. English is one of the most major languages there.

She: Wow! This place looks so amazing.

He: It feels like Shillong.

by ArcturianTruth June 30, 2021

shillong

its a penis

1234 how many shillongs are in my store?

by 1234 how many shillongs February 13, 2017

Shillong

A mythical creature found in stores

"1,2,3,4 How many Shillongs are in my store?"

by Yaboishillong February 24, 2017

Shillong Lajong

The Shillong Lajong is Just like the ogreberry, The only difference is that blackberrys and chocolate are used instead of blueberries and the man smears shit all over his body instead of green paint. It is mostly used at crazy porn parties.

Jeffery- “ Hey want to have a Shillong Lajong party?”
Mark- “ Dam straight I do! I’ll pick up come paper towels for afterwards, it will be dirty but fun!”

by TheSexualWizard October 17, 2017

Shillon Musk

The most successful conman of the 21st Century so far. He can always be seen manipulating people and markets, selling unattainable space dreams to starry-eyed young people, running pump&dump schemes on crypto markets, feeding his own fake "visionary messiah" complex on Twitter, using pop-culture terminology and lame comedic attempts to gain followers to his cult of personality while selling futuristic bs to the masses.

Always be shilling for that sweet government dough, Shillon.

Shillon Musk tweeted again.

You cannot fully terraform Mars on a reasonable timeframe without some form of "Clarketech", Shillon.

It is illegal to manipulate markets, Shillon Musk.

by beMerciless May 13, 2021

Megan Shilling

Megan is one of the best people out there. She is an awesome teacher and friend. She is a old grandma that yells at kids a lot. Her favorite kids of all time are Ali, Allison, and Emily they are the best students she has ever had and will ever have. She also likes to eat a lot of candy and drink coffee.

Megan Shilling is one of the best teachers you could ever find in the whole world.

by Alfa May 23, 2016

shitlong

equal in length as shitload is to volume

I've had this phone for a shitlong time.
That's a shitlong rope.

by jemery February 4, 2008