shitbong

To fart while getting a blowjob

I was so loaded last night that I accidentally shitbonged her while she was chugging!

by old dirty buck November 2, 2009

ShitCongo

The city formally known as Chicago

There were over 70 shootings over the weekend in ShitCongo

by ajetpilot August 16, 2018

Shitbangle

Commonly used to describe an angry, grumpy old boomer.

Also a descriptive term for those with a penchant for depositing their fists inside their own, or others, bottoms.

BOOMER: “You kids better get off my goddamn lawn, or I’ll ram my fist up your ass!”
MILLENNIAL: “Dude lets get outta here - this guy is a fucken shitbangle!”

SHITBANGLE: “Ooooooo”

by M.C.H.L July 13, 2019

shitbone

The hard, living, calcareous tissue constituting the skeletal framework of, and present in all mammels' feces, which provides strength and support to the shitlog.

When Tommy shat off the edge of the lookout tower, his fat steaming blacklog fell 100 feet to the ground. The impact splattered the turd, clearly splitting the shitlog's shitbone.

by HC Greenly January 3, 2007

shitlong

equal in length as shitload is to volume

I've had this phone for a shitlong time.
That's a shitlong rope.

by jemery February 4, 2008

ShotBong

A drinking device where you can drink liquor and have it followed by a chaser.

Frank had a ShotBong of vodka and cranberry juice

by Skillzy January 27, 2010

ShitMonger

One who mongs in shit, who is surrounded by shit, and possibly they are shit too.

My good sir, you are a ShitMonger.

by Markle February 26, 2003