Shilong

Normal sized dick

shilong

by Icetea27 May 29, 2019

Shilong nap

A nap taken in the afternoon. Can last anywhere from one to twelve hours.

Man, that was a good shilong nap.

by Blankeyt July 10, 2016

Shlonga

a PP bigger than a Boeing 747

Guy 1: What's that in the sky?!
Guy 2: oh looks like a shlonga to me!!!
Guy 1: god my wife wishes i had one that size

by lOrD GiP ApPeP February 10, 2020

shlongshmacked

when one guy is an absolute simp for another guy and will do anything to please him

(synonym: pussywhipped , dickslapped)

harrijn is shlongshmacked for josh

by luckycocks123 January 24, 2022

Shlong Dong

A penis that is very large in size, like a chode.

I have a shlong dong

by Matwak April 23, 2017

Ding Dong Shlong

When you slap someone with your dick in an attempt to wake them up

Mom: "hey jimmy i just can't wake up your little brother, why dont you go and try."
Jimmy: "ok ill just Ding Dong Shlong him until he wakes up"

by Ballsacksmcgee69420 January 10, 2016

Shillong

A beautiful city of Meghalaya in North-East India. Where the best weed/dope in the world is available. Scenic drives & mesmerizing adventures are most prominent. English is one of the most major languages there.

She: Wow! This place looks so amazing.

He: It feels like Shillong.

by ArcturianTruth June 30, 2021