shitlash

When you take a rare kind of shit that shoots into the toilet bowl really fast and causes water to splash on your buttocks.

I would be careful if I was you when entering that bathroom, I had major shitlash and some of the water got on the floor.

by Willcom September 5, 2009

Shiplash

When you’re thinking about a fictional couple that you ship together then suddenly start thinking about another fictional couple that you ship...it’s like mental whiplash of your favorite ships

I was thinking about how cute Olicity’s babies would be, then I remembered WestAllen had a daughter. I got shiplash.

by PseudoLibs July 25, 2018

The Assramming Shitslasher

A shadowy figure that ruthlessly rams assessment and slashes shit. A puBlick figure on Facebook but seldom seen in the real world aside from his victims. Encounters usually defined by an enlarged anal oriphace and torn or prolapse anal tissue.

"Holy shit Dave! I ran into The Assramming Shitslasher last night and I won't be sitting down for at least a week!"

Assram Ass Butthurt Bernie Sanders Prolapse

by Playboy88 June 8, 2016

shitwashing

When one washs others dishes with their own crap; originating from east
Africa in the late 1920's

Hey I just saw that man shitwashing another's dishes

by Bo Boshers February 26, 2015

shittash

Slang:
1) A ring of fuzz residing on a prepubescent male's face.

2) Poo on one's face.

Dude, check out the shittash on that kid!

by Matt the Frog January 11, 2008

shitlish

When someones English is really bad and can't be understood - that person is talking Shitlish

Mike: What did that guy just say?
Neil: Not sure, looks like he was talking shitlish

by S Hashihs August 4, 2011

shitashi

to get your ass whooped!

'You're gonna get shitashi'd'

by Tomcat June 11, 2004