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When you’re thinking about a fictional couple that you ship together then suddenly start thinking about another fictional couple that you ship...it’s like mental whiplash of your favorite ships
I was thinking about how cute Olicity’s babies would be, then I remembered WestAllen had a daughter. I got shiplash.
Shiplash by PseudoLibs July 25, 2018

The Assramming Shitslasher 

A shadowy figure that ruthlessly rams assessment and slashes shit. A puBlick figure on Facebook but seldom seen in the real world aside from his victims. Encounters usually defined by an enlarged anal oriphace and torn or prolapse anal tissue.
"Holy shit Dave! I ran into The Assramming Shitslasher last night and I won't be sitting down for at least a week!"

Assram Ass Butthurt Bernie Sanders Prolapse

shitwashing 

When one washs others dishes with their own crap; originating from east
Africa in the late 1920's
Hey I just saw that man shitwashing another's dishes
shitwashing by Bo Boshers February 26, 2015

shittash 

Slang:
1) A ring of fuzz residing on a prepubescent male's face.

2) Poo on one's face.
Dude, check out the shittash on that kid!
shittash by Matt the Frog January 11, 2008

shitlish 

When someones English is really bad and can't be understood - that person is talking Shitlish
Mike: What did that guy just say?
Neil: Not sure, looks like he was talking shitlish
shitlish by S Hashihs August 4, 2011
'You're gonna get shitashi'd'
shitashi by Tomcat June 11, 2004
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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