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shitwash 

"shitwash" or more specifically called "poop fetish" is a said fetish for poop, shit, feces

people who have shitwash sexually enjoy having poop either splashed on the face, feet, and\ or genitals.
or poured into mouth with the reason being that "it taste good"

(ew)

also another thing that shitwash fucks (thats a nickname for em) enjoy is the feeling of taking a shit
have you heard about john?
oh yeah, don't date him he's a shitwash fucker

euhg, gross. but also kinda hot

the fuck?
stacey, you're a shitwash fuck?

i dont know i might be

*friendship ruined*
shitwash by bigtiny February 23, 2019
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Insult for the inanimate, which it not even good enough to be equated with a whole shit - rather, the bday-era bumdregs washed from soiled cracks.
A: "What did you think of my book?"
B: "It was utter shitewash."
shitewash by ~swan July 1, 2005

shitlash 

When you take a rare kind of shit that shoots into the toilet bowl really fast and causes water to splash on your buttocks.
I would be careful if I was you when entering that bathroom, I had major shitlash and some of the water got on the floor.
shitlash by Willcom September 5, 2009

shitwashing 

When one washs others dishes with their own crap; originating from east
Africa in the late 1920's
Hey I just saw that man shitwashing another's dishes
shitwashing by Bo Boshers February 26, 2015

shittash 

Slang:
1) A ring of fuzz residing on a prepubescent male's face.

2) Poo on one's face.
Dude, check out the shittash on that kid!
shittash by Matt the Frog January 11, 2008
'You're gonna get shitashi'd'
shitashi by Tomcat June 11, 2004

shitcashute 

a way to say you didn't like your food and want to dump it through the garbage chute
john told his mom that his food was shitcashute
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