shittash 

Slang:
1) A ring of fuzz residing on a prepubescent male's face.

2) Poo on one's face.

Dude, check out the shittash on that kid!

shittash by Matt the Frog January 11, 2008

shittish 

A derogatory term which refers to the policy of compulsory teaching of Swedish language to Finnish people.

More generally, any unwanted imposition of a foreign language or culture on a people.

In Finland, 95% of the population are native Finnish language speakers. It is considered one of the most linguistically homogenous countries in the world. Yet a small anti-Finnish elite imposes a policy which has been compared to South African apartheid in the 20th century.

Shittish refers not only to the compulsory teaching of Swedish, but also the requirements for proficiency in Swedish for many government jobs in Finland.

The policy is considered outdated but is kept in place by massive funding from Sweden and bribery of Finland's government officials. Over ten years of reputable public polling have shown that around 70% of Finns want an end to Shittish.

The policy is also called "åpårtheid", a word containing the Swedish "Å" character not used in the Finnish alphabet.

Finland is a Finnish country, not Shittish.

What is the government trying to do, make us Shittish?

Because of the Shittish policy, we are being forced to learn French to qualify for government jobs, even though we are Indian

shittish by Eva Ahl July 20, 2006

Shit Tash 

This is a fine art, it requires a high amount of skill and accuracy. This so-called move can be peroformed on either male or female and leaves a disgusting stench under the nose and maybe even a stain. there is a worked example shown...

First the male or female inserts his index finger or maybe 2 fingers depending on the victim into his rectum or maybe just rubs the crack and then goes in for the kill but rubbing these 2 fingers across his/hers victims upper lip and then claims it by shouting "Shit Tash..1-0" or "Schnibledddd!"

Shit Tash by WiLLo May 6, 2004

shittastic 

Doing the WORST #%^#$ing job ever.

Britney Spear's parenting skills will be shittastic

shittastic by LordPhrozen July 1, 2005

shittastic 

Something so incredibly horrible. Can also be used to describe how you feel. Commonly a modification of the phrase "when the shit hits the fan", replacing the "fan" in fantastic with "shit" making up the combination "shittastic"

"That test was so shittastic, I'd be lucky to get a 20%!"

"Ugh, I'm so hungover I feel shittastic."

shittastic by bluesubaru22 March 7, 2008

Shittasticular 

A combination of holy shit, fantastic, and testicular. When something is so awesomely fantastic you just have to scream holy shit and testicles!

You look so shittasticular in that dress! The boys will be lining up to do you!

Shittasticular by Shittasticular August 27, 2010

shitlash 

When you take a rare kind of shit that shoots into the toilet bowl really fast and causes water to splash on your buttocks.

I would be careful if I was you when entering that bathroom, I had major shitlash and some of the water got on the floor.

shitlash by Willcom September 5, 2009