A shadowy figure that ruthlessly rams assessment and slashes shit. A puBlick figure on Facebook but seldom seen in the real world aside from his victims. Encounters usually defined by an enlarged anal oriphace and torn or prolapse anal tissue.
"Holy shit Dave! I ran into The Assramming Shitslasher last night and I won't be sitting down for at least a week!"
Assram Ass Butthurt Bernie Sanders Prolapse
Assram Ass Butthurt Bernie Sanders Prolapse
by Playboy88 April 16, 2016