Definitions by saycock

shitpisscuntcocksuckermotherfuckertits 

Quite possibly the best curse word in the english language. said like "supercalifraglisticexpealidotious" but a hell of a lot more fun to say.

originated from George Carlin's "Seven words you can't say on television."

Bill: Can you cover me for the rent again?
Bob: Shitpisscuntcocksuckermotherfuckertits!

shitpisscuntcocksuckermotherfuckertits by saycock June 21, 2007

taco rock 

Taking your rock (fist) and using to punch a woman's taco (vagina) without making any actual penatration. in much the same way a heavyweight boxer would punch a heavy punching bag. one rock is acceptable, two is definately encouraged.

i gave her such a awesome taco rock last night, she needed 20 tampons to stop the bleeding.

taco rock by saycock June 21, 2007

triple threat 

In Driving, someone who is old, asian, and a woman. (the latter can be exchanged with "on the phone" but the "old" and "asian" characteristics remain a staple in this description.)

Dude, i saw a total triple threat on the road today. she changed four lanes without signaling, cutting of eight people in the process, while going 40 mph on the freeway.

triple threat by saycock June 21, 2007

Dodder 

(DAUD-er) a pen that ceases to function while it is being used for something of upmost importance, such as writing a term-paper that is due in twenty minutes. can also be used to describe a person who refuses to do anything when he/she is needed.

This paper is due in twenty minutes and this dodder is really pissing me off.

my brother is a mechanic but he can be such a dodder sometimes. last week my car broke down and he refused to help me fix it.

Dodder by saycock June 20, 2007

soidle 

v. (SOY-dil) to have a difficult time getting out of a seat

i ate to many hamburgers which caused me to soidle when i got up to go to the bathroom.

soidle by saycock June 20, 2007