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shitpisscum 

when you’re so incredibly sad, you shit, piss, and cum all at once, while crying.
“damn… i cant spell for shit. i swear im gonna shitpisscum while i cry
shitpisscum by krowsnkai October 17, 2021
Words you can keep

shitpossum 

A person who, while shitting in a public bathroom stall, remains deathly silent when someone else enters the room.
"Holy shit! Someone just entered the bathroom, and I'm in mid-shit! I'm going to play shitpossum."
shitpossum by Frylock1968 September 6, 2013

shitpisscuntcocksuckermotherfuckertits 

Quite possibly the best curse word in the english language. said like "supercalifraglisticexpealidotious" but a hell of a lot more fun to say.

originated from George Carlin's "Seven words you can't say on television."
Bill: Can you cover me for the rent again?
Bob: Shitpisscuntcocksuckermotherfuckertits!

Shitpissfuckcuntcocksuckermotherfucker 

The word used to describe that Blink 182 song on the Mark Tom and Travis Show.

"Oh shit man, whats that cool song on the Blink 182 album?"
"What the Shitpissfuckcuntcocksuckermotherfucker one?"
"Yeah dude, my Dad kicked my arse for listening to that.."

shipisscum 

When a man defecates, urinates, and orgasms all at once.
I was watching porn on the toilet yesterday. It was so intense that I had a shipisscum.
shipisscum by DaPattySmasha February 5, 2025

shitpissfuckcuntcocksuckermotherfuckerandtits

a phrase used by George Carlin to describe the 7 words you can NEVER say on television.
She stood me up tonight. Oh shitpissfuckcuntcocksuckermotherfuckerandtits.

Shitpisstu Attack

When you pee and poop all over a Kunai or Shuriken before throwing it at someone/something.
Dont make me use my Shitpisstu Attack.
Shitpisstu Attack by 67inator February 26, 2026
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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