shitpisscum

when you’re so incredibly sad, you shit, piss, and cum all at once, while crying.

“damn… i cant spell for shit. i swear im gonna shitpisscum while i cry”

by krowsnkai October 17, 2021

shitpossum

A person who, while shitting in a public bathroom stall, remains deathly silent when someone else enters the room.

"Holy shit! Someone just entered the bathroom, and I'm in mid-shit! I'm going to play shitpossum."

by Frylock1968 September 6, 2013

shitpisscuntcocksuckermotherfuckertits

Quite possibly the best curse word in the english language. said like "supercalifraglisticexpealidotious" but a hell of a lot more fun to say.

originated from George Carlin's "Seven words you can't say on television."

Bill: Can you cover me for the rent again?
Bob: Shitpisscuntcocksuckermotherfuckertits!

by saycock June 21, 2007

Shitpissfuckcuntcocksuckermotherfucker

The word used to describe that Blink 182 song on the Mark Tom and Travis Show.

"Oh shit man, whats that cool song on the Blink 182 album?"
"What the Shitpissfuckcuntcocksuckermotherfucker one?"
"Yeah dude, my Dad kicked my arse for listening to that.."

by Will Johnsen March 16, 2008

shipisscum

When a man defecates, urinates, and orgasms all at once.

I was watching porn on the toilet yesterday. It was so intense that I had a shipisscum.

by DaPattySmasha February 5, 2025

shitpissfuckcuntcocksuckermotherfuckerandtits

a phrase used by George Carlin to describe the 7 words you can NEVER say on television.

She stood me up tonight. Oh shitpissfuckcuntcocksuckermotherfuckerandtits.

by poppholeshit March 9, 2019

Shitpisstu Attack

When you pee and poop all over a Kunai or Shuriken before throwing it at someone/something.

Dont make me use my Shitpisstu Attack.

by 67inator February 26, 2026