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the magnitude of your shit, usually extreme
i hope that toilet can withstand my shittage
by macht May 01, 2009
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Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term β€œsecond string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A β€œSecond String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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The outcome object of shitting inside a sausage skin, and closing it, disguising the shit sausage as an actual sausage.
Just wait till Zach takes a bite of his shittage we cooked up for him, he doesn't have any idea what we did.
by V I N C E N T June 16, 2008
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The act of shitting on somebody, or watching somebody get shit on; see owned, ownage.
BackLash experiences shittage a lot, being that he is a complete retard with a keyboard.
by hybrid July 06, 2004
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Energy unit to count how stable your anal glands at the time of the day. If Shittage is over 9000 it probably means you are at the plasmatic stage. Aka: solar plops. This is seen as brown lazer beams or white/yellow balls of plasma to enter your mother and burn her.
e.g. "BY THE HOLY POWER OF JESUS'S SAGGY MAN TITTYS, YOU HAVE FAIR SHITTAGE (proceeds to sexy low groaning)!!!"
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